Are you ready to get pumped?

Hi, this board is all about programmers, [b][u][i]EXPERT PROGRAMMERS[/u][/u][/b].  This board is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about programmers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Programmers are mammals.
2. Ninjas code ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the programmer is to flip out and code APPLICATIONS

Programmers can code anything they want!  Programmers use advanced data structs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this programmer who was coding at a diner.  And when some dude installed VB, the programmer wrote a whole operating system.  My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened an xterm.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Programming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that programmers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Programmers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Programmers write code that is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start haskell next year.  I love programmers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

>>18, 19, mechanics? =)
I guess there's no automotive page?

Or ungrateful 'Cretin' programmers...
All you have to do is type in the Code...
Yes, i'm sure it was tricky, but it wasn't all that hard..

It's not like someone hasn't already built your OS for you, even the compiler is ready built....

Shit, you're probably even using someone else's Alg's, you lazy bugger...

In which case you're more like a mechanic? Taking apart someone else's design, and putting it back together again... =D