Are you ready to get pumped?

Hi, this board is all about programmers, [b][u][i]EXPERT PROGRAMMERS[/u][/u][/b].  This board is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about programmers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Programmers are mammals.
2. Ninjas code ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the programmer is to flip out and code APPLICATIONS

Programmers can code anything they want!  Programmers use advanced data structs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this programmer who was coding at a diner.  And when some dude installed VB, the programmer wrote a whole operating system.  My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened an xterm.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Programming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that programmers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Programmers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Programmers write code that is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start haskell next year.  I love programmers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Programmers shouldn't be Elitist.... they should be humble

You didn't have to build your own OS, thank the gods of Coding =) and their electronic Forefathers =D

We have nice languages to code in, and a keyboard....
Instead of Pure machine code and punch cards.... =)

Think of the poor mechanics, who would have to spend money buying metal, then probably pay a machinist to fabricate a single part, etc, etc... If they were to actually do anything more than fix the same shitty engines....