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``faggot quotes''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:37

I can't believe that they got into a mainstream news publication. This is a disgrace!

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a7xKd6oIrrDc&refer=germany

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:38

That truly is some `expert journalism'!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:44

``Sussman quotes''
`GNU hippie quotes'

Learn the difference.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:49

>>3
Both are massive failures. These are the only suitable quotes for the English language:

  “Unicode double quotes”
  ‘Unicode single quotes’
  "ASCII double quotes"
  'ASCII single quotes'

Anything else is ``WRONG''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:50

EXPERT TYPOGRAPHY

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:55

>>3
``Faggot quotes'' and `proper quotes'
Learn the difference

>>4
YHL. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:15

>>6
Both are faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:28

>>6
no

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:42

>>7,8

ENTERPRISE DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:49

>>9
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:37

>1-4,10,14,28-

[b][aa]FUCKING FAGGOTS[aa][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

>>1-4,10,14,28-

FUCKING FAGGOTS

:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

>-1

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:39

Name: EXPERT SHIICHAN RESEARCHER 2007-12-03 10:41

Okay, based on my board software research, I am strongly in favour of the opinion that we need more post quoting regexps here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:46

What's the matter, aren't `"' quotes Enterprise-ready yet?  Apparently not since they weren't used in the article!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:55

`'fail quotes'' fail for the same reason shitCase does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 12:50

“Unicode double quotes”
‘Unicode single quotes’
Totally agreed on these two.  Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark
"ASCII double quotes"
'ASCII single quotes'
These are plain stupid.  What, an angular second symbol and an apostrophe? 

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 14:26

>>19
The ASCII ones are for backwards compatibility. Obviously, any Expert Unicode Writers should be using the “proper quotes”.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 14:28

ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES TRIED TO USE THE OPEN DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK TO SIGNIFY A QUANTITY OF INCHES TODAY. I CORRECTED HIM MOST THOROUGHLY.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 16:29

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 16:57

``“"‘EXPERT ENTERPRISE QUOTES’"”''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:51

>>21
I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 21:08

>>1
stop using faggot quotes
>>2
stop using faggot quotes
>>3
stop using faggot quotes
>>6
stop using faggot quotes
>>17
stop using faggot quotes
>>18
stop using faggot quotes
>>23
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 0:42

\\                       ||
  NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 15:00

```````````````````````faggot''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 15:39

´´like this``?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 19:03

>>26
stop using faggot quotes
>>27
stop using faggot quotes
>>28
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 19:26

``What are faggot quotes?''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:33

``Quotes are what faggot?''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:38

[sup]\[/sup]I dunno lol||

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:39

\­\­test

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:39

>>33
[b]test[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:40

Goddammit BBCode, you win again...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 22:20

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:32

<o>h</o>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:33

h

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:39

\[sub]test[/sub]||

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:40

\[sub]test[/sub]||

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:41

[quote]test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:43

[quote="how the fuck do i do this"]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:49

[spoiler]
>>42
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/ [br ]with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer [u][o]that is [sub]killing[/sup][/o][/u] the game

[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:50


quote

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:52

[spoiler]
>>43
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/
with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer that is [u][sub]killing[/sup][/u] the game

[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:54


>>45
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/
with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer that is killing the game

Name: sage 2008-04-24 22:45

[quote]LOL[/quote]

Name: sage 2008-04-24 22:47

>test

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 22:41

tsk

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:26

I feel the need, the need for weed!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 2:28

Marijuana = bitch tits

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 2:33

>>51
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 5:46

>>52
Way to do subtraction.

Name: Hiro!sOl6YJRGdk 2009-09-13 6:07

Way to Fail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 6:23

>>53
Everyone knows nine's complement is just more fun!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 11:27

“proper quotes”

Learn it, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 14:28

Whenever I see faggot quotes I feel terrible that anyone ever thought of using them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 21:07

>>53
Is new to world4ch.

Name: . 2009-11-26 5:22

̏faggot quotes˝

Name: . 2009-11-26 5:24

neegar baguette

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 5:57

>>56
„«learn» my anus!”

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 6:42

                         99
   Quote evolution
66

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 6:52

>>62
thats how the germans do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 10:59

``Pythonic Way``

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 11:04

「Weeaboo quotes.」

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 11:05

```FIOCIC Way```

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 17:54

`` takes 5 or 6 keypresses to type. " takes two. ' takes one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 18:35

`` takes 2 keypresses unless you have a shitty keyboard layout.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 18:37

takes no keypresses to type and is therefore infinitely superior.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 22:00

quotes are for fags

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-28 3:33

>>68
You know, he obviously uses Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-28 9:52

``ssss"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:48

This is a good history lesson about early computing literature and why it has deviant quotation marks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:51

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:55

Quotation Marks are probably most "abused" part of punctuation ever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

( ≖‿≖) Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:52

66EXPERT QUOTES99

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:53

66EXPERT QUOTES V2.099

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:54

[sup]\[/sup]EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC1//

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:55

[sup][code]\\[/code][/sup]EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC2[code]//[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:56

\\ EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC3//

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:58

\\ EXPERT QUOTES V3.0 ULTIMATE EDITION //

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 17:40

i see what you did there

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 18:48

[citation needed]wikipedia quotes[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 23:16

>>88

[pəpəəu uoı̣ʇɐʇı̣ɔ]wikipedia smart quotescitation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 1:09

// You are all faggots\\

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 1:21

This thread has completely fallen apart — to the point where it is hardly a ❝thread❞ at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 2:27

>>88
>>89
I see what you [sup]\[/sup]FUCKING DID THERE//

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 3:24

>>92
Oldest \\ fail// in the book.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 3:53

Lags an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 20:31

Lol what

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 7:06

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 0:02

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 6:45

TEX Quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 16:02

”bump quotes“

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 17:14

``japanophaggot quotes''

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 17:31

>>100
There's a new one. I've never seen the Wapanese use ``((LA)?TE)?X quotes''; they usually use 「hook brackets」.
Are you just saying this because you think everyone on /prog/ is a /jp/ sympathiser? Because you are wrong if you are.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 21:03

>>101
Dude, just view the source and get over yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 13:39

>>102
Are you sure you replied to the right thread?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 14:41

this place is fail faggots

Name: >>101 2010-05-04 18:21

>>102
Yes, I replied to the correct thread, and to the correct post. I'm a bit mystified that anyone failed to get >>100. Maybe they don't know their BBCoeds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 18:28

BBCoeds? Is that like CS Coed Pr0n?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 18:30

>>106
Hi, you must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 8:24

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 16:47

These are my ``quotes''. There are many others like them, but these ones are mine. My ``quotes'' are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, my ``quotes'' are useless. Without my ``quotes'', I am useless. I must type my ``quotes'' true. I must write more than my enemy, who is trying to extinguish me. I must convince him before he convinces me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my ``quotes'' and myself are defenders of my network, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 13:44

>>109
Way to bump a 5 year old thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 15:53

>>110
Way to bump a 5 years old thread with a sage.
BBCODEBBCODE QUOTES 2.0BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 16:54

2010 - 2007 != 5 years

I see that >>110-san is yet another victim of the public education.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:10

>>112
I see you're yet another victim of IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:11

>>112
Way to bump a 5 months years old thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:39

••

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 23:14

>>115
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 4:41

>>116
/polecat kebabs/

Name: >>117 2010-11-25 6:37

polecat kebab MY ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 8:23

>>118
back to b pleae secret area of haxx.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 9:13

>>119
Fuck off, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:58

Fuck, faggot off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 3:07

. Off faggot, Fuck

Name: sage 2011-02-01 22:49

sage

Name: SEGA 2011-02-02 15:45

SEAGATE goes in every field

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 15:46

>>124
You're not funny, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 16:19

>>124
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 16:31

>>124
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 19:17

0b10000000 get

Name: SAGE 2011-02-03 14:41

"This is how you write a quote."

``THIS IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE A QUOTE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE DID YOU GET THIS SHIT FROM?''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 14:45

>>129
mailto:omg not sage

Name: SAGE 2011-02-03 14:58

>>130

lrn2sage

Sage isn't for shit threads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 15:01

>>131
mailto:omg not sage

Sage isn't for shit threads.
Sage is for shitty posts.
sage your posts, please.

Name: SAGE 2011-02-03 15:05

>>132

lrn2sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 15:06

>>133
mailto:omg not sage
sage your posts, pleaase.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 15:17

You know...

Recently there has been an increase in the number of disgruntled /prog/ posters. Telling people to polecat kebabs, leave for Reddit, always complaining about the use of noko, etc. Just grow up. The influx of /b/ and boards.4chan.org people is a fact of life and you will just have to deal with it.jpg.

A severe distrust of strangers and hostility to change and unfamiliar situations is a sign of autism. You're not austistic, are you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 15:19

>>135
We're not hostile to change, but you really should go back to the imageboards.

Shiichan doesn't have mailto:noko.

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-03 15:25

>>135
You're not austistic, are you?
Everyone here is. Now get out!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 16:03

>>137
Psychological projection detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 21:28

>>138
Denial detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 22:31

>>139
Recursive psychological projection detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 2:04

>>140
Autism detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 6:02

>>141
Has it ever occurred to you that some of the /prog/ visitors are in fact autistic, and their struggle with with this debilitating condition is not made easier by your stupid jokes?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 6:21

>>142
Has it ever occurred to you that >>141 might be a self-hating autistic person?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 6:23

dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 10:01

>>142
autism is worse than black jewish nazism

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 10:58

>>145
Indeed, autism is worse than AIDS and cancer put together. You don't make fun of people with AIDS, or with cancer, or of african-american jews, and you should not make fun of people with autism if you have a smidgen of decency.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:48

The autist's primary defence mechanism lies in its ability to throw a tantrum.  Unfortunately, this leaves it weak and vulnerable in urban environments like the internet, where its high pitched squeals won't carry.
If you should meet one in real life, you can try to pacify it with a video game· However, be careful; its mother may not be far away.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:50

>>146
U MENA fags, polefags or niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:54

Every time someone mentions Autism, I remember Jenny McCarthy. I'm always torn between a signficant urge to stick my cock into her and wanting to smack upside the head repeatedly for insistently and loudly spouting so much bullshit about Autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:55

>>149
s/smack/\0 her/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:10

>>150
Whew, for a second there I thought we had a TSfag on board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:19

>>151
terminal services?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:26

>>152
We put the ``storage'' in the ``dead nigger storage''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-05 0:06

>>148,153
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:17

‷⁁‴ ‷⁁‴ ‷⁁‴
‴ ‷‴ ‷

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 5:31

thy will be done

BAMPV AVTISMÆ

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 8:51

BAMPV AVTISMÆ

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 9:44

>>153
We put the ``dead nigger'' in the ``dead nigger storage''.

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-15 21:42

JAVA

Name: chan4 2011-09-13 9:57

mierda detected!
i can speak epnaol lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 9:39

``faggots''

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 9:44

``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 10:20

Distributed posting by Weenus Torvelds

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 10:20

Rip has a spring in his neck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 15:24

next post is dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 16:21

Bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:46

``JEWS''

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:05

「EXPERT WEABOO QUOTING」

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:06

shit. I just bumped a 11 year old thread.
Sorry all, where's undo on this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:27

>>169
⌘Z

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:43

fossil undo

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:28

>>169 here,
Imagine if the unix pipe was extended to the internet
all I'd need to do would be "dis.4chan.org/delete/prog/1196688306 | unbump >>169-

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:33

>>172
mind blown!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 17:36

>>172
Imagine if the Win32 API was extended to the internet
all I'd need to do would be
DWORD dwPostId = 169;
PROG_THREAD thdProgThread;
thdProgThread.cbSize = sizeof(thdProgThread);
thdProgThread.lpzsThreadId = TEXT("1196688306");
ModifyThreadEx(THREAD_UNBUMP, (LPTHREADINFO)&thdProgThread, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, &dwPostId, THREAD_POSTS_AFTER, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL);

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