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``faggot quotes''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:37

I can't believe that they got into a mainstream news publication. This is a disgrace!

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a7xKd6oIrrDc&refer=germany

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:38

That truly is some `expert journalism'!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:44

``Sussman quotes''
`GNU hippie quotes'

Learn the difference.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:49

>>3
Both are massive failures. These are the only suitable quotes for the English language:

  “Unicode double quotes”
  ‘Unicode single quotes’
  "ASCII double quotes"
  'ASCII single quotes'

Anything else is ``WRONG''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:50

EXPERT TYPOGRAPHY

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:55

>>3
``Faggot quotes'' and `proper quotes'
Learn the difference

>>4
YHL. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:15

>>6
Both are faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:28

>>6
no

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:42

>>7,8

ENTERPRISE DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:49

>>9
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:37

>1-4,10,14,28-

[b][aa]FUCKING FAGGOTS[aa][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

>>1-4,10,14,28-

FUCKING FAGGOTS

:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

>-1

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:38

>>-1

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:39

>>1000-1

Name: EXPERT SHIICHAN RESEARCHER 2007-12-03 10:41

Okay, based on my board software research, I am strongly in favour of the opinion that we need more post quoting regexps here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:46

What's the matter, aren't `"' quotes Enterprise-ready yet?  Apparently not since they weren't used in the article!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:55

`'fail quotes'' fail for the same reason shitCase does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 12:50

“Unicode double quotes”
‘Unicode single quotes’
Totally agreed on these two.  Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark
"ASCII double quotes"
'ASCII single quotes'
These are plain stupid.  What, an angular second symbol and an apostrophe? 

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 14:26

>>19
The ASCII ones are for backwards compatibility. Obviously, any Expert Unicode Writers should be using the “proper quotes”.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 14:28

ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES TRIED TO USE THE OPEN DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK TO SIGNIFY A QUANTITY OF INCHES TODAY. I CORRECTED HIM MOST THOROUGHLY.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 16:29

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a7xKd6oIrrDc&refer=prog

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 16:57

``“"‘EXPERT ENTERPRISE QUOTES’"”''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:51

>>21
I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 21:08

>>1
stop using faggot quotes
>>2
stop using faggot quotes
>>3
stop using faggot quotes
>>6
stop using faggot quotes
>>17
stop using faggot quotes
>>18
stop using faggot quotes
>>23
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 0:42

\\                       ||
  NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 15:00

```````````````````````faggot''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 15:39

´´like this``?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 19:03

>>26
stop using faggot quotes
>>27
stop using faggot quotes
>>28
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 19:26

``What are faggot quotes?''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:33

``Quotes are what faggot?''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:38

[sup]\[/sup]I dunno lol||

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:39

\­\­test

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:39

>>33
[b]test[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 20:40

Goddammit BBCode, you win again...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 22:20

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:32

<o>h</o>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:33

h

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:39

\[sub]test[/sub]||

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:40

\[sub]test[/sub]||

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:41

[quote]test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 23:43

[quote="how the fuck do i do this"]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:49

[spoiler]
>>42
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/ [br ]with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer [u][o]that is [sub]killing[/sup][/o][/u] the game
[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:50


quote

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:52

[spoiler]
>>43
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/
with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer that is [u][sub]killing[/sup][/u] the game
[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:54


>>45
LOL, you are EXPERT FAGGOT
Get out of my /prog/
with your [b][i]BBCODE FAILURES[/i][/b] that are
the cancer that is killing the game

Name: sage 2008-04-24 22:45

[quote]LOL[/quote]

Name: sage 2008-04-24 22:47

>test

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 22:41

tsk

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:26

I feel the need, the need for weed!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 2:28

Marijuana = bitch tits

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 2:33

>>51
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 5:46

>>52
Way to do subtraction.

Name: Hiro!sOl6YJRGdk 2009-09-13 6:07

Way to Fail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 6:23

>>53
Everyone knows nine's complement is just more fun!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 11:27

“proper quotes”

Learn it, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 14:28

Whenever I see faggot quotes I feel terrible that anyone ever thought of using them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 21:07

>>53
Is new to world4ch.

Name: . 2009-11-26 5:22

̏faggot quotes˝

Name: . 2009-11-26 5:24

neegar baguette

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 5:57

>>56
„«learn» my anus!”

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 6:42

                         99
   Quote evolution
66

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 6:52

>>62
thats how the germans do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 10:59

``Pythonic Way``

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 11:04

「Ｗｅｅａｂｏｏ　ｑｕｏｔｅｓ．」

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 11:05

```FIOCIC Way```

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 17:54

`` takes 5 or 6 keypresses to type. " takes two. ' takes one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 18:35

`` takes 2 keypresses unless you have a shitty keyboard layout.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 18:37

takes no keypresses to type and is therefore infinitely superior.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 22:00

quotes are for fags

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-28 3:33

>>68
You know, he obviously uses Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-28 9:52

``ssss"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:48

This is a good history lesson about early computing literature and why it has deviant quotation marks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:51

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:55

Quotation Marks are probably most "abused" part of punctuation ever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:57

（　≖‿≖） Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:52

66EXPERT QUOTES99

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:53

66EXPERT QUOTES V2.099

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:54

[sup]\[/sup]EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC1//

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:55

[sup][code]\\[/code][/sup]EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC2[code]//[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:56

\\ EXPERT QUOTES V3.0RC3//

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 16:58

\\ EXPERT QUOTES V3.0 ULTIMATE EDITION //

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 17:40

i see what you did there

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 18:48

[citation needed]wikipedia quotes[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 23:16

>>88

[pəpəəu uoı̣ʇɐʇı̣ɔ]wikipedia smart quotescitation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 1:09

// You are all faggots\\

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 1:21

This thread has completely fallen apart — to the point where it is hardly a ❝thread❞ at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 2:27

>>88
>>89
I see what you [sup]\[/sup]FUCKING DID THERE//

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 3:24

>>92
Oldest \\ fail// in the book.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 3:53

Lags an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 20:31

Lol what

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 7:06

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 0:02

Subject: Reported sighting
URL: http://mthruf.com/2010/04/27/job-fails-office-prank-redux/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 6:45

TEX Quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 16:02

”bump quotes“

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 17:14

``japanophaggot quotes''

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 17:31

>>100
There's a new one. I've never seen the Wapanese use ``((LA)?TE)?X quotes''; they usually use 「hook brackets」.
Are you just saying this because you think everyone on /prog/ is a /jp/ sympathiser? Because you are wrong if you are.
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