>>14
You are a faggot, go back to your cave, philosopher.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 20:28
I invented the ``we are not accepting that fucking forced fish as a meme'' meme
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Anonymous2007-12-01 20:38
>>13
Haskell is the world's leading purely functional programming language that offers a radical and elegant attack on the whole business of writing programs. In the last two or three years there has been an explosion of interest in Haskell, and it is now being used for a bewildering variety of applications.
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10
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Anonymous2008-03-05 12:26
Dear asshole who stole my cell phone:
I hope you die. You had to stand there while I packed up my groceries and chatted happily with the cashier because I'd bought good food---even cheap meat is good when you guy fresh spices to go with it. I"m sure you think that you're somehow entitled to steal anything you can find because somehow you've been wronged. But consider this: this is who I am. You have just deprived me of one of my two methods of communicating with the outside world, and my only method of contacting emergency services. I can feel the blackness sweeping in on me, a depression that a year of war somehow doesn't equal. In war people want to kill you. Evdiently your fellow citizens just want to screw you. I wonder if I were a young guy with muscles, a high-and-tight haircut, and the obvious look of a veteran if you'd have stolen their phone.
I hope you die. I have no way of calling the cops now, or of contacting my physician. That's what you did to me. That phone represented 1/7th of my monthly income and was a necessity. I had it exactly one month. You'll probably pop he sim card and use it to boast to all your shitty friends about the free phone you scored. I paid for that phone, and I hope karma tears you to shreds.
If anybody offers sympathy, I will scream. I want revenge. I want trial by combat. Oh, and by the way, Cub Foods? Tahnks for being so not helpful. There are assholes who steal, and then there are assholes who just shouldn't work with the public. Thanks bunches. I'll take it to corporate if I have to. I hate you.
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Anonymous2008-03-05 12:26
Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just got dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.
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Anonymous2008-03-05 12:26
Rap music:
-degrades the english language
-Promotes tagging and vandalism
-degrades women
-Implies postivity to primitive force (look at any metal cd, and youll see an imaginative cover with interesting artwork, look at a hip hop Cd, and youll see a pissed off black person wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "bling" and expensive shoes which leads to theft
Rap can be made by ANYBODY, a preset drum machine is all you need to make primitve music and get signed to a record label. If youve been shot, thats credible and prefered to hype your image, just like growing up on the "street"
The lyrics are simple, the sentences dont need to be related, just whatever can ryhme is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to an even flow. And sometimes, rappers will get lazy and mispronounce words to rhyme.
Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg racist", but more thn half of all rap music is sold to whites. No other genre of music promotes more negative values than hip hop, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.
There is NO talent in rap, so next time, when you are downloading music, get yourself a non-hip hop album. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primitive processing jello
>>1
My favorite is definitely ``hax my anus.'' It's so hilarious, so modifiable, so many ways to fit it in context, and loved by everyone the very moment it was posted.
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HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN2008-05-10 0:24
>>88
gb2/VIP/ >>86
I didn't post this but I kind of agree with it anyway.
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Anonymous2008-05-10 0:57
now you have two problems
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Anonymous2008-05-10 3:33
I invented this meme, but I feel kinda bad about it.
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Anonymous2008-05-10 5:05
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Anonymous2008-05-10 7:30
M y a n u s f e e l s k i n d o f h a x e d n o w :(
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Anonymous2008-05-10 8:01
>>93
This is a trap; this guy knows that we RAGE when we see his failed attempt at [b][o]ＥＸＰＥＲＴ ＦＵＬＬＷＩＤＴＨ[/o][/b] and he wants you to correct him, but DON'T HELP HIM!!. He just wants to have the anus haxing line in fullwidth, ready to kill and yank.
>>94
This is a trap; this guy knows that we RAGE when we see his failed attempt at BBCODE and he wants you to correct him, but DON'T HELP HIM!!. He just wants to have the BBcode source, ready to kill and yank.
Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
Illumination. You acquire a deep understanding of programming and transcend it, to the point you no longer need to program. Processes, or the definitions of processes, or the definitions of processes defining processes occur in your brain, not in a sequential manner, but all at once. You suddenly realize you know every possible process, and you are no longer interested in its results, so you stop programming and just meditate on the univeral knowledge you forged. To procure food, you can do some menial work in inferior programming languages - you no longer care which - but in your spare time, you simply meditate.
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Anonymous2008-05-10 16:01
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Anonymous2008-05-10 16:44
Oh, old days. Now the best /prog/ meme is HAX MY ANUS.
These are all so epic, I can't wait to share them with my /g/ros!!!
Maybe I'll put them on KnowYourMeme!!
One of my favourite /prog/ memes is ``Install Plan9 from Bell Labs''