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Favorite all-time /prog/ meme

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 17:57

I would have to say it is the Tuna Fish meme which is widely accepted here. It always brightens up my day whenever someone posts it

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 21:50

ENTERPRISE game losing

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:20

DON'T HELP HIM!!!

Is indeed a fine meme, but only when its done correctly (biu and three exclamations). NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:03

>>42
Actually it's bold only and two exclamation marks. I would know because I invented it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:06

>>43
It might surprise you, but I invented this meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:13

>>44
This might surprise you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:16

>>45
I invented this meme. I would know because I invented it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:29

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 4:20

The /prog/snake, which has now been showing up routinely outside of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 5:05

>>48
Our russian comrades seem to think /prog/ and anything it spawns is popular; no idea why though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 11:03

Ergo your wrong bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 12:30

>>50
Your logic is retarded.  Dual Core is better.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 12:59

>>40
``faggot quotes''

Name: lol !8mQB/2odm6 2008-03-04 15:51

Emailing the Sussman is something which seemed like a good idea at the time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 17:09

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T EMAIL THE SUSSMAN

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 17:35

This is why we don't Summon the Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 18:17

This is why we Obey the Anticudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 20:45

Haskell is the world's leading purely fictional programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 22:08

Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 22:12

suave yoshi

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 0:18

>>17
``business" of anykind implies ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 3:06

>>57
HASKELL. HASKELL NOMADS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:18

>>61
I invented it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:14

>>62
I invented it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:22

>>63
I invented it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:25


    OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
    GODFUCKIGNDAMN
    FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
    SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
    THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
    AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
    EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:26

Dear asshole who stole my cell phone:

I hope you die. You had to stand there while I packed up my groceries and chatted happily with the cashier because I'd bought good food---even cheap meat is good when you guy fresh spices to go with it. I"m sure you think that you're somehow entitled to steal anything you can find because somehow you've been wronged. But consider this: this is who I am. You have just deprived me of one of my two methods of communicating with the outside world, and my only method of contacting emergency services. I can feel the blackness sweeping in on me, a depression that a year of war somehow doesn't equal. In war people want to kill you. Evdiently your fellow citizens just want to screw you. I wonder if I were a young guy with muscles, a high-and-tight haircut, and the obvious look of a veteran if you'd have stolen their phone.

I hope you die. I have no way of calling the cops now, or of contacting my physician. That's what you did to me. That phone represented 1/7th of my monthly income and was a necessity. I had it exactly one month. You'll probably pop he sim card and use it to boast to all your shitty friends about the free phone you scored. I paid for that phone, and I hope karma tears you to shreds.

If anybody offers sympathy, I will scream. I want revenge. I want trial by combat. Oh, and by the way, Cub Foods? Tahnks for being so not helpful. There are assholes who steal, and then there are assholes who just shouldn't work with the public. Thanks bunches. I'll take it to corporate if I have to. I hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:26

Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just got dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:26

Rap music:
-degrades the english language
-Promotes tagging and vandalism
-degrades women
-Implies postivity to primitive force (look at any metal cd, and youll see an imaginative cover with interesting artwork, look at a hip hop Cd, and youll see a pissed off black person wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "bling" and expensive shoes which leads to theft

Rap can be made by ANYBODY, a preset drum machine is all you need to make primitve music and get signed to a record label. If youve been shot, thats credible and prefered to hype your image, just like growing up on the "street"
The lyrics are simple, the sentences dont need to be related, just whatever can ryhme is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to an even flow. And sometimes, rappers will get lazy and mispronounce words to rhyme.
Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg racist", but more thn half of all rap music is sold to whites. No other genre of music promotes more negative values than hip hop, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.

There is NO talent in rap, so next time, when you are downloading music, get yourself a non-hip hop album. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primitive processing jello

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:36

>>68
It's funny because it's true.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:37

>>68
It's funny because it's true.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:40

>>68-71
Same faggot is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:45

>>71
No, that was how you would say it at /b/. Here we tend to use ``same person and we have beet trolled constantly''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:46

>>72
Thanks, I'll remember that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:53

>>73
Also try to remember to get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:55

>>74
Thanks, I'll remember that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:59

>>75
Also try to remember to get trolled instead of trolling me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:07

>>76
Thanks, I'll remember that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:08

>>72
beet troll is not a milhouse

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:19

>>78 is a beet troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:39

*shakes fist* I'll remember this !!

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