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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:44

this was posted on a php tutorial i was reading.  Made me lol.
I am new to computer, I read this tutorial. Theres enough funny and entertaining to sustain my attention, but I don't understand it. Why are we doing this. What does this do. What the hell is a server.

I say this guide need more 'explanation'.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:53

a php tutorial i was reading.

Get to fuck, shit for brains.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:56

Google says you were reading this pile of shite on ZEND.com: http://devzone.zend.com/article/625-PHP-101-part-1-Down-the-Rabbit-Hole

Note that this is one of the examples:

<?php
// print output
echo 'Neo: I am Neo, but my people call me The One.';
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:57

PHP is a language designed for retards. It simplifies things to the point where the usefulness of the language is severely restricted. Not being able to understand PHP proves you're dumber than a retard, with an intellect approaching the sub-human level.

Get out and NEVER COME BACK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:58

tru.  maybe you guys would like to enlighten my on an EXPERT PROGRAMMER php tutorial, in before sicp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 19:00

>>5
FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR FETISH FOR SHITTY, INFERIOR LANGUAGES WITH YOU, FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 19:00

More comments to this "tutorial":

i have only one word word : "BRILLIANT"

I'm a newbee in php and this tutorial is grate.

Where do I enter this Zip code, i hail from Nairobi City, Kenya - East Africa

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 19:03

>>5
EXPERT PROGRAMMER php tutorial

No such thing. PHP is used by idiot, 14 year old, faggots, not EXPERT PROGRAMMERS.

Want to do ``web shite''? Learn Perl at least, you prick. Read SICP, then read the camel book. Then eat shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 19:04

Where do I enter this tripcode, i hail from Nairobi City, Kenya - East Africa

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 23:49

EXPERT PROGRAMMERS are 14 year old.
FIXED.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 0:03

op here.  guyz? why do we have to fight?  why are you so angry all the time.  its not like i do this shit for fun.  a man gotta make money.  this is for workstudy at my university, my boss is looking to offload some php work.  also, looking on craigslist there are 8 php listings for every one perl listing. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 1:24

If you make a language so easy idiots can use it, the idiots will.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 1:27

wow copypasta more fag.  jesus /prog/ has turned into such a fulking broken record.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 1:42

wow copypasta more fag.  jesus /prog/ has turned into such a fulking broken record.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 12:17

php is of course the best programming language out there.

Point in case, php is more popular than any other language used in web development. The more humans that choose to use something, the more it becomes more human.

One day in the near future, php will become "alive", like Episode 2x06 of the Chipmunks where Theodore uses "science" to bring the tree back to life after Alvin sets fire to it. As I was saying, php will become skynet and those of us that know how to use php will be able to stay off the radar, man, to stay alive in the underground cities that will spring up to fight the robots.

Then who will be fulking the longest when it's you vs skynet and you don't even know how to explode a string into an array then create a 2d array sorted alphabetically based upon the key length.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 12:30

>>15
ok!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 12:37

hai i use linux because it is obviously superior to everything and i am a genius so trust me guyz. nm that this is irrelevant to original topic.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:03

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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