golden quotes

this was posted on a php tutorial i was reading.  Made me lol.
I am new to computer, I read this tutorial. Theres enough funny and entertaining to sustain my attention, but I don't understand it. Why are we doing this. What does this do. What the hell is a server.

I say this guide need more 'explanation'.

php is of course the best programming language out there.

Point in case, php is more popular than any other language used in web development. The more humans that choose to use something, the more it becomes more human.

One day in the near future, php will become "alive", like Episode 2x06 of the Chipmunks where Theodore uses "science" to bring the tree back to life after Alvin sets fire to it. As I was saying, php will become skynet and those of us that know how to use php will be able to stay off the radar, man, to stay alive in the underground cities that will spring up to fight the robots.

Then who will be fulking the longest when it's you vs skynet and you don't even know how to explode a string into an array then create a 2d array sorted alphabetically based upon the key length.