golden quotes

this was posted on a php tutorial i was reading.  Made me lol.
I am new to computer, I read this tutorial. Theres enough funny and entertaining to sustain my attention, but I don't understand it. Why are we doing this. What does this do. What the hell is a server.

I say this guide need more 'explanation'.

tru.  maybe you guys would like to enlighten my on an EXPERT PROGRAMMER php tutorial, in before sicp.