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Haskell - The memory Hog

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:09 ID:/0VszFr9

Hey guys lets be lazy and leave millions of computations just laying about. Even better lets not garbage collect them. OH SNAP! 1GB of RAM used on a file of 100kb!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:17 ID:igbl9yEf

>>1 OH SNAP! 1GB of RAM used on a file of 100kb!
OH SNAP! I used 1GB of RAM trying to get some meaning out of this metric!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:25 ID:/0VszFr9

Try using darcs

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:29 ID:0zS4eKCu

Try learning haskell before screwing up the compiler

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:29 ID:j7n4Dm8/

MILLIONS OF COMPUTATIONS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 22:33 ID:/0VszFr9

>>4
Try learning haskell well enough to find out how much it fucking sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 23:12 ID:0zS4eKCu

>>6
uhm, I did already...
What why are yu telling me ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 2:04 ID:iR1PgA7g

MONADS JUST KICKED IN YO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 2:38 ID:stqrBTIG

Nobody in the real world uses Haskell. Case closed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 3:39 ID:Heaven

>>9
The real world isn't just your basement, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 5:01 ID:KGKvTKk0

om nom nom nom

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 7:18 ID:stqrBTIG

>>10
neither is it yours

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 14:08 ID:9Gd55rdS

>>9
just like lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:49 ID:ugd8eY10

HURR LISP IS USED FOR AIRLINE REGISTRATIONS HURRR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 19:05 ID:s4LtQMTM

HURR LISP IS USED FOR TEH AMAZORN.COM HURR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 19:13 ID:8x2f7j0u

HURR LISP IS USED IN THOSE JAP TOILETS THAT BLOW HOT AIR UP YOUR ASS HURR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 19:46 ID:KGKvTKk0

>>16
Oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:24 ID:WvrmSec5

INTERNET FIGHT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:06 ID:GPg/f02o

HURR LISP IS USED IN GOOGLE SOMEWHERE HURR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 7:03 ID:Ozlnu2O+

>>16
HURR LISP IS USED IN THOSE JAP TOILETS THAT BLOW HOT AIR UP YOUR ASS HURR
Wow, I didn't know that -- I now see Lisp in a brighter light, perhaps I should use it after all?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 7:24 ID:/v7YwNAf

no. dont.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 8:15 ID:Heaven

Lisp is used to wash the beautiful asses of Japanese young girls, after they took a delicious crap. If only I could lick them clean myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 10:37 ID:P8ju3jRZ

HURR LISP IS USED TO TAKE A CRAP HURR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 18:54 ID:ug8xM60b

>>1 doesn't know about `seq`. (or -O for that matter.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 20:25 ID:V2OH6wgD

>>24
Apparently neither do the darcs people (retard).

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:59 ID:IW9izaed

Don't like Haskell?  What's the matter?  Too FAST for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 5:23 ID:2bHsIYGD

to bad you cant keep up with haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:04 ID:8N+ZHXf4

Don't like Ruby?  What's the matter?  Too SLOW for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:10 ID:Heaven

Don't like Java?  What's the matter?  Too SCALABLE for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:34 ID:k3tv4DY+

Don't like Python?  What's the matter?  Too INDENTED for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:45 ID:4LWgA8i+

Don't like BBCode?  What's the matter?  Too EXPERT for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:47 ID:8N+ZHXf4

Don't like PHP?  What's the matter?  Too many FUNCTIONS for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:12 ID:ULRZip57

Don't like Lisp? What's the matter? Too DYNAMIC for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:28 ID:gbZaWxe/

Don't like /prog/? What's the matter? Too STUPID for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:44 ID:XR2JIW2G

Don't like spoiler? What's the matter? Too DARK for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 10:15 ID:1/rCE1as

>>32
Actually PHP programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand PHP files. Only 51 of these PHP files contained a return statement. 51.

PHP programmers are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 10:19 ID:jLM9XVwJ

>>25
The darcs people know the value of everything, but don't understand the price.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 11:40 ID:IgJlBA0r

>>36
Hahaha oh wow.

There are some people who get paid to do PHP who get a decent job done though; at least I try. Though most of the open sauce PHP code I had to deal with was terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 11:47 ID:IKeSnfCj

>>36

That's crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 14:42 ID:olHcWYKo

Quality of PHP programmers?

ONE WORD: TREVORCHAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 14:48 ID:j/+0Osz2

Actually Lisp programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand Lisp files. Only 51 of these Lisp files contained a return statement. 51.

Lisp programmers are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:02 ID:FEHIuRzI

>>41
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand Lisp files. Only 51 of these Lisp files contained a return statement. 51.

[citation]needed[/citation]

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:06 ID:Heaven

>>41
Lisp has no statements.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:06 ID:Heaven

>>42
1. ^ 4chan /prog/ post. Anonymous (2007-09-06). Retrieved on 2007-09-06. http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1188868019/41

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:10 ID:Heaven

Actually BBCode programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand BBCode files. Only 51 of these BBCode files contained a return statement. 51.

BBCode programmers are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:13 ID:IW9izaed

Actually HTML ``programmers'' don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand HTML files. Only 51 of these HTML files contained a return statement. 51.

HTML ``programmers'' are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:58 ID:1/rCE1as

>>43
What about defun ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 22:15 ID:VSuVDXFm

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 22:17 ID:X3W0axee

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:01 ID:Y4aUCq7e

>>47
That's a macro.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:11 ID:4kQw9kSD

>>50
that defines.... that's right, functions!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:14 ID:X3W0axee

>>50
PROTIP: A macro is a function

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:19 ID:Y4aUCq7e

>>52
PROTIP: What? You're lost.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 1:35 ID:AaGX7iem

>>53
PROTIP: Macros are compile-time functions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 1:53 ID:5k7GhZyf

PROTIP: Jews burn better if you let them dry out first and feed them chili with a tall glass of petrol to get things started

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 2:00 ID:p0kvYpMN

>>54
PROTIP: You're having an argument with no one, objecting to statements that were never made.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 2:32 ID:CLwDGurC

>>56
PROTIP: This is all baseless conjecture.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:03 ID:p0kvYpMN

>>57
PROTIP: You're an idiot. Just because you can't follow a simple thread, you're assuming no on can. Everyone but you can do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:15 ID:LGfDByxY

PROTIP: I herd lots of fags in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:27

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 7:38

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

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Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:59

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:08


Bro, that shit's expensive. All you need to do is read it. And you don't have to join a gym if you shell out the money to have a home gym, but going to the gym is the most economically viable way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:53


This really fucking sucks guyz...

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