Hey guys lets be lazy and leave millions of computations just laying about. Even better lets not garbage collect them. OH SNAP! 1GB of RAM used on a file of 100kb!
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Anonymous2007-09-03 21:17 ID:igbl9yEf
>>1 OH SNAP! 1GB of RAM used on a file of 100kb!
OH SNAP! I used 1GB of RAM trying to get some meaning out of this metric!
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Anonymous2007-09-03 21:25 ID:/0VszFr9
Try using darcs
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Anonymous2007-09-03 21:29 ID:0zS4eKCu
Try learning haskell before screwing up the compiler
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Anonymous2007-09-03 21:29 ID:j7n4Dm8/
MILLIONS OF COMPUTATIONS!
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Anonymous2007-09-03 22:33 ID:/0VszFr9
>>4
Try learning haskell well enough to find out how much it fucking sucks.
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Anonymous2007-09-03 23:12 ID:0zS4eKCu
>>6
uhm, I did already...
What why are yu telling me ?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 2:04 ID:iR1PgA7g
MONADS JUST KICKED IN YO
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Anonymous2007-09-04 2:38 ID:stqrBTIG
Nobody in the real world uses Haskell. Case closed.
>>16 HURR LISP IS USED IN THOSE JAP TOILETS THAT BLOW HOT AIR UP YOUR ASS HURR
Wow, I didn't know that -- I now see Lisp in a brighter light, perhaps I should use it after all?
Don't like Java? What's the matter? Too SCALABLE for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 7:34 ID:k3tv4DY+
Don't like Python? What's the matter? Too INDENTED for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 7:45 ID:4LWgA8i+
Don't like BBCode? What's the matter? Too EXPERT for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 7:47 ID:8N+ZHXf4
Don't like PHP? What's the matter? Too many FUNCTIONS for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 9:12 ID:ULRZip57
Don't like Lisp? What's the matter? Too DYNAMIC for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 9:28 ID:gbZaWxe/
Don't like /prog/? What's the matter? Too STUPID for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 9:44 ID:XR2JIW2G
Don't like spoiler? What's the matter? Too DARK for you?
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Anonymous2007-09-06 10:15 ID:1/rCE1as
>>32
Actually PHP programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand PHP files. Only 51 of these PHP files contained a return statement. 51.
PHP programmers are idiots.
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Anonymous2007-09-06 10:19 ID:jLM9XVwJ
>>25
The darcs people know the value of everything, but don't understand the price.
There are some people who get paid to do PHP who get a decent job done though; at least I try. Though most of the open sauce PHP code I had to deal with was terrible.