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Haskell - The memory Hog

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 21:09 ID:/0VszFr9

Hey guys lets be lazy and leave millions of computations just laying about. Even better lets not garbage collect them. OH SNAP! 1GB of RAM used on a file of 100kb!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 14:48 ID:j/+0Osz2

Actually Lisp programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand Lisp files. Only 51 of these Lisp files contained a return statement. 51.

Lisp programmers are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:02 ID:FEHIuRzI

>>41
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand Lisp files. Only 51 of these Lisp files contained a return statement. 51.

[citation]needed[/citation]

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:06 ID:Heaven

>>41
Lisp has no statements.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:06 ID:Heaven

>>42
1. ^ 4chan /prog/ post. Anonymous (2007-09-06). Retrieved on 2007-09-06. http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1188868019/41

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:10 ID:Heaven

Actually BBCode programmers don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand BBCode files. Only 51 of these BBCode files contained a return statement. 51.

BBCode programmers are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:13 ID:IW9izaed

Actually HTML ``programmers'' don't make new functions, that's the concerning part.
In a survey of all the top 250 most active SF projects there were a few thousand HTML files. Only 51 of these HTML files contained a return statement. 51.

HTML ``programmers'' are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:58 ID:1/rCE1as

>>43
What about defun ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 22:15 ID:VSuVDXFm

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 22:17 ID:X3W0axee

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:01 ID:Y4aUCq7e

>>47
That's a macro.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:11 ID:4kQw9kSD

>>50
that defines.... that's right, functions!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:14 ID:X3W0axee

>>50
PROTIP: A macro is a function

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:19 ID:Y4aUCq7e

>>52
PROTIP: What? You're lost.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 1:35 ID:AaGX7iem

>>53
PROTIP: Macros are compile-time functions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 1:53 ID:5k7GhZyf

PROTIP: Jews burn better if you let them dry out first and feed them chili with a tall glass of petrol to get things started

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 2:00 ID:p0kvYpMN

>>54
PROTIP: You're having an argument with no one, objecting to statements that were never made.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 2:32 ID:CLwDGurC

>>56
PROTIP: This is all baseless conjecture.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:03 ID:p0kvYpMN

>>57
PROTIP: You're an idiot. Just because you can't follow a simple thread, you're assuming no on can. Everyone but you can do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:15 ID:LGfDByxY

PROTIP: I herd lots of fags in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:27

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 7:38

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:59

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:08


Bro, that shit's expensive. All you need to do is read it. And you don't have to join a gym if you shell out the money to have a home gym, but going to the gym is the most economically viable way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:53


This really fucking sucks guyz...

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