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Internet Haet Machine

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 3:56 ID:64U/m7y3

hey /prog/ can anybody help me create a program?

its called the Internet Hate Machine
you can code it in any Programming language

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 4:17 ID:8K1kB+x9

good one
fuckin /prog/tard

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 6:26 ID:Heaven

while True:
    if not curtains_closed() and not has_dog():
        destroy()
        attack()
        die()

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 7:23 ID:Heaven

>>3
god... forced fucking indentation of code die thread over

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 7:35 ID:Heaven

>>4
forced meme is forced, meme over

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 7:56 ID:PCyJ2C3K

forced in dentata in snow crash, game over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 8:01 ID:RVEHTDew

>>5
I actually invented the ``forced indentation'' meme. It all began when I was trolling the ``Bad things about Python'' thread. I will admit, Anon, it is my proudest creation to date.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 8:30 ID:V/vWLOiy

[code]
function CorruptionOfLol(word)
{
  if (word == 'LOL')
    return 'LULZ';
  else
  {
    attack();
    destory();
    die();
  }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 9:02 ID:PCyJ2C3K

>>8 FAILURE PROGRAMMER DETECTED.

error : '[ code ]' : undeclared identifier
warning: CorruptionOfLol: not all code paths return a value.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 9:03 ID:UkkhAd6n

>>7
1) I made that thread
2) I invented that meme

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 9:44 ID:3iW3oUrU

: internet_hate_machine ( -- ) curtains_closed? has_dog? or [ attack destroy die internet_hate_machine ] unless ;

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 9:55 ID:sz9r8iMB

>>7
>>10

You fucking liars. That meme was forged in the furnace of my wit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 11:50 ID:Heaven

if(!hasdog) {
    attack();
    destory();
    die();
    System.out.println("lulz");
else
    System.out.println("SHES GOT A DOG, OH SHI-");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 11:58 ID:einbKPXF

class faggot {
   public: $dog;
   public: function faggot() {
      $dog = false;
   }
   public: function doMassiveDamage() {
      echo "Weak point\n";
   }
   public: function doDestoryVan() {
      echo "Terrorists win\n";
   }
   public: function doDie() {
      echo "Lulz, GTFO\n";
   }
}
function internet_hate_machine($hasDog) {
   ($hasDog === true ? return false : '');
}
function doAttack($target) {
    $target->doMassiveDamage();
}
function doAttack($target) {
    $target->doMassiveDamage();
}
function doDesoory($target) {
    $target->doDestroyVan();
}
$gaiaFag = new faggot;
internet_hate_machine($gaiaFag->dog);
doAttack($gaiaFag);
doDestroy($gaiaFag);
doDie($gaiaFag);

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 13:33 ID:YeK93RdW

>>14

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ':', expecting T_VARIABLE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 13:47 ID:Heaven

>>15
It isn't PHP you web-developing fuckwit

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 13:52 ID:LmzEWeGK

Whatever it is, it sucks nuts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 14:32 ID:Heaven

/**
 * Internet Hate Machine
 *
 * @author anonymous
 * @version $Id$
 * @copyright Ebaumsworld, 30 July, 2007
 * @package steroïds
 **/

/**
 * Hate Machine class
 *
 * @package internet
 * @author anonymous
 **/
class HateMachine extends Internet {

    public $van, $dog, $hate;
 
    public function __construct($van = false, $dog = false) {
 
        $this->van = $van?true:false;
        $this->dog = $dog?true:false;
     }
    
     /**
     * Basic Attack function following a basic attack pattern:
     * - find weak point
     * - inflict massive damage
     *
     * @return bool
     * @author anonymous
     **/
    
     public function executeAttack($target = null) {
        
         if ($this->dog) {
             $this->executeDie();
         } else {
             if (!$target) {
                 echo("Nothing to attack.<br />");
             } else {
                 $this->executeDestroy($target);
             }
         }
         return true;
     }
    
     /**
      * Basic suppression function.
     * TODO: better dog/van management.
      *
      * @return bool
      * @author anonymous
      **/
    
     private function executeDestroy($target = null) {
        
         if (!$target) {
             if ($this->van) {
                 echo("The nearby van has been destroyed.<br />");
                 $this->hate += 1;
             } else {
                 return false;
             }
         } elseif (strtolower($target) == "dog") {
             $this->executeDie();
         } else {
             echo(ucfirst($target) . " has been destroyed.<br />");
             $this->hate += 1;
         }
         return true;
     }

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 14:32 ID:Heaven

     /**
      * Our fate is sealed.
      *
      * @return bool
      * @author anonymous
      **/
    
     public function executeDie($target = null) {
        
         if (!$target) {
             if ($this->hate > 0) {
                 die("An Hero appears!");
             } else {
                 die("sage.");
             }
         } elseif (strtolower($target) == "dog") {
             die("OH SHI-<br />");
         } else {
             $this->executeCorrupt("lol");
         }
         return true;
     }
    
     /**
      * Basic implentation of an advanced corruption algorithm,
     *     used by hackers on steroïds
      *
      * @return bool/string
      * @author anonymous, thanks Dave for the great . "Z" thingy ^__^
      **/
        
     private function executeCorrupt($string, $silent = false) {
        
         $string = str_replace("o", "u", $string);
         $string = strtoupper($string) . "Z";       
         if ($silent)
             return $string;
         echo("$string<br />");
         return true;
     }
        
} // END class

abstract class Internet {

    var $name;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 14:59 ID:6Ix6J0LJ

$this->van = $van?true:false;

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? NEVER USE THE TERNARY OPERATOR AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 15:00 ID:GReqJtS0

;Internet hate machine, BBCode version
[define [internet-hate-machine]
    [display [let [[x [random 8]]]
        [cond
            [[= x 0] "SHUT THE FUCK UP<br>"]
            [[= x 1] "GET THE FUCK OUT<br>"]
            [[= x 2] "FUCK YOU AND DIE<br>"]
            [[= x 3] "ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGIVES<br>"]
            [[= x 4] "SAGE MOTHERFUCKER<br>"]
            [[= x 5] "PLEASE DIE<br>"]
            [[= x 6] "ENJOY YOUR AIDS, FAGGOT<br>"]
            [[= x 7] "NIGGER<br>"]]]]
    [internet-hate-machine]]

[internet-hate-machine]

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 15:28 ID:UkkhAd6n

>>21
lean to use CASE fagot

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 15:34 ID:Heaven

>>22
lean to TYPE fagot

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 17:45 ID:L3FcY++B

>>22
>>23
LARN TU SPEAL FARGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 17:46 ID:Heaven

>>23
BBCode has dynamic typing fagot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 17:57 ID:Heaven

>>25
I think you missed the point of >>23's post. You seem >>22 had many typos. This has nothing to do with BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 18:14 ID:Rt2GiQpm

>>26
o shit i just noticed

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 18:15 ID:GReqJtS0

>>25
Lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 19:24 ID:V/vWLOiy

>>20
either a Java fag or a forced indentation fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 22:29 ID:BtJbI7oD

FARGOTS FARGOTS FARGOTS FARGOTS FARGOTS FARGOTS

Name: COCKSUE LANDOWNER 2007-07-30 22:51 ID:KCIi2GYU

IS DICKHEAD MARKUP LANGUAGE AN ACCEPTABLE FORMAT
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE ALREADY EFFICIENTLY CODED WITH IT MANY TIMES

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 23:03 ID:tHtVo82A

This site is an implementation of an INTERNET HATE
MACHINE. Why re-invent the wheel?







ps. You FAG! :-)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 23:08 ID:40mXUGqR

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    for(;;) {
           fork();
     }
}

Name: FUCK YOU 2007-07-30 23:12 ID:KCIi2GYU

SOMEBODY FORGOT TO TRASH THE LOOP ON THIS THING

Name: EAT SHIT 2007-07-30 23:12 ID:KCIi2GYU

PLEASE GOD SOMEBODY STOP ME

Name: SUCK MY DICKS 2007-07-30 23:12 ID:KCIi2GYU

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO BUFFER OVERFLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Name: PENISMUNCH 2007-07-30 23:12 ID:KCIi2GYU

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-30 23:19 ID:n6PpP1PD

INTERNET HAET MACHINE!!!

<?php
include("http://dis.4chan.org/prog/";);
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 1:17 ID:YmQQYPQ8

In .htaccess code:
RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule .* http://dis.4chan.org/prog/ [L]

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 8:31 ID:KlUvwakd

Faggots in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 10:16 ID:rkzNjqSP

>>40

import attack, destroy, die from secretwebsite

attack()
destroy()
die()

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 18:54 ID:Heaven

while(!hasdog) {
  attack();
  destroy();
  die();
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:01

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 23:08

Don't change these.
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