Internet Haet Machine

hey /prog/ can anybody help me create a program?

its called the Internet Hate Machine
you can code it in any Programming language

;Internet hate machine, BBCode version
[define [internet-hate-machine]
    [display [let [[x [random 8]]]
        [cond
            [[= x 0] "SHUT THE FUCK UP<br>"]
            [[= x 1] "GET THE FUCK OUT<br>"]
            [[= x 2] "FUCK YOU AND DIE<br>"]
            [[= x 3] "ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGIVES<br>"]
            [[= x 4] "SAGE MOTHERFUCKER<br>"]
            [[= x 5] "PLEASE DIE<br>"]
            [[= x 6] "ENJOY YOUR AIDS, FAGGOT<br>"]
            [[= x 7] "NIGGER<br>"]]]]
    [internet-hate-machine]]

[internet-hate-machine]