Internet Haet Machine

hey /prog/ can anybody help me create a program?

its called the Internet Hate Machine
you can code it in any Programming language

class faggot {
   public: $dog;
   public: function faggot() {
      $dog = false;
   }
   public: function doMassiveDamage() {
      echo "Weak point\n";
   }
   public: function doDestoryVan() {
      echo "Terrorists win\n";
   }
   public: function doDie() {
      echo "Lulz, GTFO\n";
   }
}
function internet_hate_machine($hasDog) {
   ($hasDog === true ? return false : '');
}
function doAttack($target) {
    $target->doMassiveDamage();
}
function doAttack($target) {
    $target->doMassiveDamage();
}
function doDesoory($target) {
    $target->doDestroyVan();
}
$gaiaFag = new faggot;
internet_hate_machine($gaiaFag->dog);
doAttack($gaiaFag);
doDestroy($gaiaFag);
doDie($gaiaFag);