LOLCODE

HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1

IM IN YR LOOP
  VISIBLE "I has dis many: " N CHEEZBURGER
  IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
    NO WAI
      UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
  KTHX
KTHX

KTHXBYE

WOW! WHY HASN*T THERE BEEN A THREAD ABOUT THIS B4!!2

Thats incredible they are using silly words for keywords, instead of normal words. I also havent seen that before which makes it even more exciting

AMAZING WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bump

U DIDNT DECLARE N AS AN INT BEFOR UR LOOP DOOD CMON NO WONDER IT WONT COMPILE THE CHEESEBERGERZ

They have a website and request contributions to the language as well as a few basic interpreter/compilers

http://lolcode.com/

noobpseudocode

<?
$epicFailArray = array(
        'HAI'                                                                  => 'function HAI( $HOWMANY = 11 ){',
        'I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1'                                     => '$CHEEZEBURGER = 1;',
        "I'M IN YR LOOP"                                                       => 'while( 1 < 2 ){',
        'VISIBLE "I has dis many: " N CHEEZBURGER'      => 'echo \'I has dis many: \' . $CHEEZEBURGER; /*no line breaks ;)*/ ',
        'IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 9000 O RLY?'        => 'switch( $CHEEZEBURGER ){',
        'YA RLY'                                                               => 'case $HOWMANY:',
        'GTFO'                                                                 => 'break 2;',
        'NO WAI'                                                               => 'default:',
        'UP CHEEZBURGER!!1'                                                    => '++$CHEEZEBURGER;break;',
        'KTHX'                                                                 => '}}',
        'KTHXBYE'                                                              => '} HAI( 9000 );'
);

$unnecessaryStringDefinition = '';
$unnecessaryStringDefinition2 = '';
foreach( $epicFailArray as $LOL => $PHP )
{
        $unnecessaryStringDefinition .= $LOL;
        $unnecessaryStringDefinition2 .= $PHP;
}

$PHP = '/* Credit: Anonymous LOL!' . $unnecessaryStringDefinition . ' */ ' . $unnecessaryStringDefinition2;
echo $PHP;
eval( $PHP );
?>

Forchan would be funnier

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

Your stupidity actually offends me.

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JU E%Ijkk5jrb 68ne456
YB4h
75eb
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J%^JFBJTD MKJ_^*)T*(^()^IO%IYUJ
%J%J%NFD B BFRHB SFVBNM >N<?< M> $%T$#%$ %

<NANY
?SQNY?S:JRC @ Q
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 s/2# ST@E"@TS
$#
LG$#
WH R%Vwxx5weo 68ar456
LO4u
75ro
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W%^WSOWGQ ZXW_^*)G*(^()^VB%VLHW
%W%W%ASQ O OSEUO FSIOAZ >A<?< Z> $%G$#%$ %

http://dis.4chan.org/list/prog/-1

>>15
I have to admit, I lol'd.

>>15
same

(hai
  (i-has-a cheezburger 1)
  (im-in-yr-loop
    (visible "I has dis many: " cheezburger)
    (iz (bigger-than 11 cheezburger)
      (gtfo)
      (up cheezburger 1))))

>>18
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T POST /PROG/ TO DEL.ICI.OUS

Do you guys think that LolCode will be Touring Completely?

>>20
If Longcat is long enough and this is a closed universe, it will curve back on itself. Hence, Longcat is Touring Completely around the universe. LolCode will thus be Touring Complete. Q.E.D.

>>18
Lisp syntax sux, this is better:

hai(i_has_a(cheezburger, 1), im_in_yr_loop(visible("I has dis many: ", cheezburger), iz(bigger_than(11, cheezburger)), gtfo(), up(cheezburger, 1))))

>>22

AAAAAAAAAAARGH MY EYES

sage

>>20

its Turing complete, dumbass.  Look it up!

>>25
it's it's, dumbass. Look it up!

>>26
it's a-me, mario, dumbass. Look it up!

The most abundant component   All software includes   copious amounts of   connections so it   would refer to   hackers who crack   computer security At.

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