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HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1

IM IN YR LOOP
  VISIBLE "I has dis many: " N CHEEZBURGER
  IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
    NO WAI
      UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
  KTHX
KTHX

KTHXBYE

>>18
Lisp syntax sux, this is better:

hai(i_has_a(cheezburger, 1), im_in_yr_loop(visible("I has dis many: ", cheezburger), iz(bigger_than(11, cheezburger)), gtfo(), up(cheezburger, 1))))