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HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1

IM IN YR LOOP
  VISIBLE "I has dis many: " N CHEEZBURGER
  IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
    NO WAI
      UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
  KTHX
KTHX

KTHXBYE

(hai
  (i-has-a cheezburger 1)
  (im-in-yr-loop
    (visible "I has dis many: " cheezburger)
    (iz (bigger-than 11 cheezburger)
      (gtfo)
      (up cheezburger 1))))