Using the ternary operator p (´∀｀) x (,,ﾟДﾟ) y we can express the factorial function elegantly:
thread fac x
x < 2 (´∀｀) gtfo 1 (,,ﾟДﾟ) gtfo (fac x-1)
thread over
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Anonymous2007-05-22 14:56 ID:0UBjd56C
Exception handling:
assume
...expressions...
#We use reexamine to reexamine preposterous assumptions
reexamine assumption_type([params])
...
#We use kita to exit the assumption block without signaling
#anyhing preposterous
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
...
preposterous (assumption_type a [, assumption_type b [...]])
...exception handler...
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Anonymous2007-05-22 14:57 ID:0UBjd56C
>>8
Kita can be used to break reexamination in the preposterous block, and to break loops if we'll have loops.
thread theForcedIndentationOfTheCode
OneWord(theForcedIndentationOfTheCode())
thread over
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Anonymous2007-05-22 22:07 ID:4r+em++m
The name of this new language shall be called EXPERT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
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Anonymous2007-05-22 22:14 ID:j7g5w2GM
The function that outputs to the console should be called "quack".
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Anonymous2007-05-23 0:12 ID:m6P9sEqC
variables: any name other than keywords, names must be memes too
/r/ var: reads var from input
flood var: posts var on screen
moar var: increments var by 1
sage var: decrements var by 1
ifoverninethousand var: if var > 9000 execute following line, else jump past it
/pos/: labels the following line, must not be /r/
gb2/pos/: jumps to position of specified label
dividebyzero: unspecified
gtfo: ends program
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Anonymous2007-05-23 2:19 ID:JmXE+Qvk
>>25 moar var: incremetns var by 1 sage var: decrements var by 1
If 'sage' is the decrementer, why isn't 'age' the incrementer?
'moar' should read from input and append to contents of var.
/r/ pron
moar pron
Also: ifoverninethousand
should be 'scouter' or something. Easier to type.
and I should copy and paste text to quote, rather than trying to retype shit.
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Anonymous2007-05-23 3:34 ID:Hm93izWK
This language will go down in history as the first exception-based language. All branch commands are forms of exceptions. There is no GOTO, FOR, DO/WHILE/LOOP/WEND, etc. Therefore, dividing by zero is useful as an intentional way to cause an exception.
Suggestion for syntax and example
| Print numbers 1 to 10
/r/ numnber=0;
attempt {
quack number; age number; if number>10 dummy=1/0
}
whenFail(dummy) { quack "Program successful"; gtfo 0 }
quack "Proggie fucked up"
gtfo 1 | true exceptions in this language are unhandled exceptions
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Anonymous2007-05-23 3:35 ID:Hm93izWK
>>28 whoops dummy is supposed to be an exception variable or whatever
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Anonymous2007-05-23 6:49 ID:m6P9sEqC
b&& language version 2 go
moar var: reads var from input
flood var: posts var on screen
age var: increments var by 1
sage var: decrements var by 1
scoutertest var: if var > 9000 execute following line, else jump past it
/pos/: labels the following line
gb2/pos/: jumps to position of specified label
dividebyzero: unspecified
gtfo: ends program
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Anonymous2007-05-23 7:30 ID:JmXE+Qvk
b& = Suspend execution of a thread until unb& is invoked.
v& = Dump core and abort program execution.
>>42
Not that anyone will actually believe me (and who cares, this is Anonymous speaking), but I did actually "invent" that meme. Or more like, I once used it in context and people began copypasting it.
ONE WORD THE FORCED EXPLOITATION OF THE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS IN /PROG/ FOR PROFIT THREAD OVER
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Anonymous2007-05-24 9:58 ID:Dyqt3aif
sumone need to make a turing tarpit with 'ora' 'muda' 'zawarudo' and 'wryy(...)yyy' as only commands
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Anonymous2007-05-24 12:32 ID:qJcV4UDo
zawarudo should be the base global scope, and degozaru a way to access symbols in the immediately outer scope if they collide with local names. So you can use zawarudo.x for a global and degozaru.x for the first outer x, degozaru.degozaru.x for the second outer x, etc.
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GUY WHO IS TAKING NOTES2007-05-24 16:49 ID:JrMzfZ73
I'm taking notes on this. I will write up a specification.
fuck you enthusiastic people, go fucking make daisy chains and smile and shit you fuckers
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japanese 2channel-er2007-05-27 21:46 ID:W3eFgRcV
each thread's number of statements should be limited lower than 1001. to continue more statements, use "z-thread" (next thread) statement at 950-1000, and specify next thread which will be executed after then.
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JEWS Read value to name from standard input
ONE WORD name THREAD OVER
JEWS If name was given, print the name to the standard output
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JEWS ONE WORD FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE THREAD OVER
NIGGER Hello World.
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Anonymous2012-03-15 12:04
bump against elitist superstructure of faggots
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Anonymous2012-03-15 12:50
The >implying statement: >implying OP == FAGGOT
>>true: print("OP is a faggot.");
>>false: print("OP is not a faggot."); // "unreachable code"
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Anonymous2012-03-15 12:50
The >implying statement: >implying OP == FAGGOT
>>true: print("OP is a faggot.");
>>false: print("OP is not a faggot."); // "unreachable code"
Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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