variables: any name other than keywords, names must be memes too
/r/ var: reads var from input
flood var: posts var on screen
moar var: increments var by 1
sage var: decrements var by 1
ifoverninethousand var: if var > 9000 execute following line, else jump past it
/pos/: labels the following line, must not be /r/
gb2/pos/: jumps to position of specified label