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MAKE A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-22 12:53 ID:4r+em++m

caveat: 4chan memes are keywords

oh, and it must be Touring complete

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:27 ID:Heaven

>>40
Because my comments don't really contribute to the topic per se? Or is this just your way to say "I have no clue what saging actually is for"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:59 ID:axbAEFHo

>>41
How dare you use my own meme on me! I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER for fucks sake!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 13:04 ID:Heaven

>>42
Not that anyone will actually believe me (and who cares, this is Anonymous speaking), but I did actually "invent" that meme. Or more like, I once used it in context and people began copypasting it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 13:33 ID:axbAEFHo

I
ur fat lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 13:42 ID:Heaven

>>44
No, I'm just bold.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 19:28 ID:Heaven

lol internet argument

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 1:26 ID:RYWp7Nrg

You fuckers are making a mockery of language design, what the fuck !
PIG AMERICA
FUCK U

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 2:26 ID:Heaven

>>47
Contribute, or gtfo my /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 2:54 ID:Y+BLlDjp

god, if i ever find myself writing "touring complete" outside of /prog/ grant me the strength to become an hero

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 6:24 ID:qJcV4UDo

>>47
I am European, and I am contributing to this Touring-complete language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 7:04 ID:Heaven

FUCK OFF YOU COMMUNITY OF LANGUAGE DESIGN RETARDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 8:59 ID:ydRX9P52

ONE WORD THE FORCED EXPLOITATION OF THE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS IN /PROG/ FOR PROFIT THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 9:58 ID:Dyqt3aif

sumone need to make a turing tarpit with 'ora' 'muda' 'zawarudo' and 'wryy(...)yyy' as only commands

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 12:32 ID:qJcV4UDo

zawarudo should be the base global scope, and degozaru a way to access symbols in the immediately outer scope if they collide with local names. So you can use zawarudo.x for a global and degozaru.x for the first outer x, degozaru.degozaru.x for the second outer x, etc.

Name: GUY WHO IS TAKING NOTES 2007-05-24 16:49 ID:JrMzfZ73

I'm taking notes on this.  I will write up a specification.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 16:50 ID:Heaven

fuck you enthusiastic people, go fucking make daisy chains and smile and shit you fuckers

Name: japanese 2channel-er 2007-05-27 21:46 ID:W3eFgRcV

each thread's number of statements should be limited lower than 1001. to continue more statements, use "z-thread" (next thread) statement at 950-1000, and specify next thread which will be executed after then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 11:11 ID:f97OFRwj

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 11:17 ID:Heaven

GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 12:07 ID:f97OFRwj

http://www.anonib.com/exprl/index.php

we seem to be having some initial friction but with time i am sure this will blossom into something interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 12:20 ID:Heaven

>>60
NO, FUCK OFF AND DIE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 20:36 ID:PwLQ6KF+

is it tourettes complete yet

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:41 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:46

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 11:29

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:32

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:15

Name: tray 2012-03-15 1:27

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 3:45

>>68
you fucking faggot I hate you

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 4:39

Trolls, dubs, sick pee, anii, and autism. Mix them all together. Now you have the ultimate /prog/ramming language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 4:43

>>70
Sepples?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 6:23

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 9:33


JEWS Disable garbage collection
GC IS SHIT

JEWS Ignore errors
NO EXCEPTIONS

JEWS Define variable ``name''
name ``FAGGOT''

JEWS Read value to name from standard input
ONE WORD name THREAD OVER

JEWS If name was given, print the name to the standard output
U MENA name NE ''
    JEWS ONE WORD FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE THREAD OVER
    NIGGER Hello World.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 12:04

bump against elitist superstructure of faggots

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 12:50

The >implying statement:
>implying OP == FAGGOT
>>true:  print("OP is a faggot.");
>>false: print("OP is not a faggot."); // "unreachable code"

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 12:50

The >implying statement:
>implying OP == FAGGOT
>>true:  print("OP is a faggot.");
>>false: print("OP is not a faggot."); // "unreachable code"

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 12:52

>>75
>>76
>check my dubs

Name: Sgt.Kabu诏寳kiman䪥甚 2012-05-29 2:12

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:30

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