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African x86 mnemonics

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 11:07 ID:K/2BI9Ne

Let's rewrite all the x86 assembly mnemonics into a stereotypically African-american equivalent.

Some initial ideas:

MOV     becomes     STEAL
HLT     becomes     KMBA (kiss my black ass)
WAIT    becomes     WFWC (wait for welfare check, external TEST
                          pin is renamed WC pin)
JMP     becomes     RFP (run from police)
CPUID   becomes     RCR (return criminal record)
INT     becomes     CBRQ (cell block request, INTs are renamed
                          cell blocks)
STOSB   becomes     JALOS (jack a lot of shit)


and so forth

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 11:28 ID:s18ZSrix

You took a potentially amusing concept and ruined it with poor execution

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 11:53 ID:Heaven

racism = gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 12:26 ID:K/2BI9Ne

>>2
Do better then, plz.  I'm tired.
Furthermore, I assume you intended the puns on "poor" and "execution".

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 13:09 ID:dNh3d/dD

RTN becomes PWN (pawn)

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 13:40 ID:m5TOgoIq

hilarious

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 16:25 ID:+FwNUBDT

>>1
Lulz

>>3
No, you GTFO. Racism is not an issue in 4chan. Some of us are black and have lulz with it too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 16:27 ID:dNh3d/dD

Some of us are black and steal bikes too

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 16:37 ID:ky2EewW3

>>8
>>Some of us are black and steal bikes too *and loev KFC*
*fixed*

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 19:38 ID:QlUW2zEq

Oh lord, this idea fucking sucks. Toying with assembly mnemonics went out of style when IBM, of all companies, released the PowerPC with its Enforce In-order Execution of I/O instruction... yeah, EIEIO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 20:12 ID:Heaven

Anyone to whom this is funny should read
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/opcodes.html
and then stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-02 2:51 ID:GGkhALYW

PUSH 400300 ; ASCII "K/2BI9Ne"
CALL 40560A ; API >> Remove

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-02 3:50 ID:HYH9kA36

>>10
yeah, especially when the memory version of the instruction was just 'sync', you'd think the io version would be 'syncio' or something, not 'eieio' - it's defintely a joke.

>>11
There is NO OTHER WAY that ANY OTHER THREAD THAT WOULD EVER BE CREATED IN THIS UNIVERSE would have given you the opportunity to post that link.


ADD     becomes     CNAA (copy neighbor's answer for addition)
SUB     becomes     MCAT (my check after taxes)
IN      becomes     PIMP (ports are pimped)
OUT     becomes     BSL (bitch slap)
STI     becomes     TDTA (too drunk to answer)
CLI     becomes     SSWCA (sudden sobriety when cops arrive)
STC     becomes     JOCK (as in 'jocking' drugs in one's pants)
CLC     becomes     GTSO (get the stuff out)
INT 3   becomes     CMDBJ (check math, done by jews)


Name: Anonymous 2007-05-02 19:48 ID:5NW+nwNl

>>13
Doubly especially when the same instruction in the RS/6000 aka POWER was called something completely different.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:23

Can moderators ban this faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:09

in that respect since   last time I   checked there was   nothing I could   actually feasibly accomplish   at this stage   in my learning   would be nice   if it came   near the Licenseplate   said fresh and   exciting compared to   the undergrad bullshit   I would have   any need to   point out that   LISP has primitives.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:12


QZ r n Qa.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 6:31

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:21

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 0:39


XOR    becomes    CMD (Check my dubz)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 0:42

>>21
Oh, you missed!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 2:07

>>22
Sadly, 2 xor 1 is dubs.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:11

x86 is Jewish shit

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