Let's rewrite all the x86 assembly mnemonics into a stereotypically African-american equivalent.
Some initial ideas:
MOV becomes STEAL
HLT becomes KMBA (kiss my black ass)
WAIT becomes WFWC (wait for welfare check, external TEST
pin is renamed WC pin)
JMP becomes RFP (run from police)
CPUID becomes RCR (return criminal record)
INT becomes CBRQ (cell block request, INTs are renamed
cell blocks)
STOSB becomes JALOS (jack a lot of shit)
and so forth
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Anonymous2007-05-01 11:28 ID:s18ZSrix
You took a potentially amusing concept and ruined it with poor execution
>>3
No, you GTFO. Racism is not an issue in 4chan. Some of us are black and have lulz with it too.
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Anonymous2007-05-01 16:27 ID:dNh3d/dD
Some of us are black and steal bikes too
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Anonymous2007-05-01 16:37 ID:ky2EewW3
>>8
>>Some of us are black and steal bikes too *and loev KFC*
*fixed*
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Anonymous2007-05-01 19:38 ID:QlUW2zEq
Oh lord, this idea fucking sucks. Toying with assembly mnemonics went out of style when IBM, of all companies, released the PowerPC with its Enforce In-order Execution of I/O instruction... yeah, EIEIO.
>>10
yeah, especially when the memory version of the instruction was just 'sync', you'd think the io version would be 'syncio' or something, not 'eieio' - it's defintely a joke.
>>11
There is NO OTHER WAY that ANY OTHER THREAD THAT WOULD EVER BE CREATED IN THIS UNIVERSE would have given you the opportunity to post that link.
ADD becomes CNAA (copy neighbor's answer for addition)
SUB becomes MCAT (my check after taxes)
IN becomes PIMP (ports are pimped)
OUT becomes BSL (bitch slap)
STI becomes TDTA (too drunk to answer)
CLI becomes SSWCA (sudden sobriety when cops arrive)
STC becomes JOCK (as in 'jocking' drugs in one's pants)
CLC becomes GTSO (get the stuff out)
INT 3 becomes CMDBJ (check math, done by jews)
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Anonymous2007-05-02 19:48 ID:5NW+nwNl
>>13
Doubly especially when the same instruction in the RS/6000 aka POWER was called something completely different.
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Anonymous2009-01-14 13:23
Can moderators ban this faggot?
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Anonymous2009-03-06 7:09
in that respect since last time I checked there was nothing I could actually feasibly accomplish at this stage in my learning would be nice if it came near the Licenseplate said fresh and exciting compared to the undergrad bullshit I would have any need to point out that LISP has primitives.