African x86 mnemonics

Let's rewrite all the x86 assembly mnemonics into a stereotypically African-american equivalent.

Some initial ideas:

MOV     becomes     STEAL
HLT     becomes     KMBA (kiss my black ass)
WAIT    becomes     WFWC (wait for welfare check, external TEST
                          pin is renamed WC pin)
JMP     becomes     RFP (run from police)
CPUID   becomes     RCR (return criminal record)
INT     becomes     CBRQ (cell block request, INTs are renamed
                          cell blocks)
STOSB   becomes     JALOS (jack a lot of shit)

and so forth

Oh lord, this idea fucking sucks. Toying with assembly mnemonics went out of style when IBM, of all companies, released the PowerPC with its Enforce In-order Execution of I/O instruction... yeah, EIEIO.