African x86 mnemonics

Let's rewrite all the x86 assembly mnemonics into a stereotypically African-american equivalent.

Some initial ideas:

MOV     becomes     STEAL
HLT     becomes     KMBA (kiss my black ass)
WAIT    becomes     WFWC (wait for welfare check, external TEST
                          pin is renamed WC pin)
JMP     becomes     RFP (run from police)
CPUID   becomes     RCR (return criminal record)
INT     becomes     CBRQ (cell block request, INTs are renamed
                          cell blocks)
STOSB   becomes     JALOS (jack a lot of shit)

and so forth

>>10
yeah, especially when the memory version of the instruction was just 'sync', you'd think the io version would be 'syncio' or something, not 'eieio' - it's defintely a joke.

>>11
There is NO OTHER WAY that ANY OTHER THREAD THAT WOULD EVER BE CREATED IN THIS UNIVERSE would have given you the opportunity to post that link.


ADD     becomes     CNAA (copy neighbor's answer for addition)
SUB     becomes     MCAT (my check after taxes)
IN      becomes     PIMP (ports are pimped)
OUT     becomes     BSL (bitch slap)
STI     becomes     TDTA (too drunk to answer)
CLI     becomes     SSWCA (sudden sobriety when cops arrive)
STC     becomes     JOCK (as in 'jocking' drugs in one's pants)
CLC     becomes     GTSO (get the stuff out)
INT 3   becomes     CMDBJ (check math, done by jews)