/prog/ - A little game..

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:35 ID:4aeRzkyG

Okay here are the rules for this game
Someone posts a code, and you have to add lines/code and post it.
Then someone has to add lines/code to your post and post it etc..

For example:



Changing

int main()
to



int main(int i)

Is ok but changing



int main(int i)

to



int main(int b)

is against the rules

Only C/C++ code is allowed.

I'll do the start



int main() {

    void *p;

    int i = 926102321;

    p = (void*)&i+4;

    *((char*)p) = 0;

    (void)puts((char*)&i);

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:45 ID:8tETN+Tp

GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:47 ID:Heaven

>>1



int main() {

    return 0;

    void *p;

    int i = 926102321;

    p = (void*)&i+4;

    *((char*)p) = 0;

    (void)puts((char*)&i);

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:51 ID:4RaM8ana

int main() {

    /*return 0;

    void *p;

    int i = 926102321;

    p = (void*)&i+4;

    *((char*)p) = 0;

    (void)puts((char*)&i);*/

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:01 ID:jBNUSX9u

>>1

int main() {

 void *p;

 int i=926102321;

 p=(void*)&i+4;

 i^=~-1645444224;

 *((char*)p)=0;

 (void)puts((char*)&i);

 return 0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:15 ID:SAfTk3MG

>>5
Read the first chapter of a C++ book last week.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:15 ID:Heaven

>>5





int main() {

 void *p;

 int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

 p=(void*)&i+4;

 i^=~-1645444224;

 *((char*)p)=0;

 (void)puts((char*)&i);

 return 0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:19 ID:4aeRzkyG

>>7 C-C-C-COUNTER ATTACK!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:23 ID:Heaven

>>7

int main() {

 void *p;

 int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

 p=(void*)&i+4;

 int b=926102321;

 &i=&b;

 i^=~-1645444224;

 *((char*)p)=0;

 (void)puts((char*)&i);

 return 0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:50 ID:Heaven

>>9
>&i=&b;

what the hell are you doing you nazi fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:54 ID:pHsSoiqW

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 15:46 ID:QJtLmCd1

int main() {
__asm
{
int 3
ret
}
void *p;
int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
p=(void*)&i+4;
int b=926102321;
&i=&b;
i^=~-1645444224;
*((char*)p)=0;
(void)puts((char*)&i);
return 0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 15:52 ID:lAjBPoJI

int main() {

__asm

{

int 3

ret

}

 void *p;

 int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

 p=(void*)&i+4;

 int b=926102321;

 &i=&b;

 i^=~-1645444224;

 while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

 *((char*)p)=0;

 (void)puts((char*)&i);

 return 0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 17:39 ID:E85bbfrB

while(1)
{

__asm
{
pop eax//OH SHI-
}

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 18:21 ID:YC5zN6VV

>>14
__asm
{
xor esp,esp
jmp esp
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 19:14 ID:VxGEm3U0

>>15



package javax.enterprise.deploy.spi.factories;



import javax.enterprise.deploy.spi.MockDeploymentManager;

import javax.enterprise.deploy.spi.DeploymentManager;

import javax.enterprise.deploy.spi.exceptions.DeploymentManagerCreationException;



public class MockDeploymentFactory implements DeploymentFactory {

    public boolean handlesURI(String uri) {

        // for the moment we accept all uri's

        return true;

    }



    public DeploymentManager getDeploymentManager(String uri, String username, String password) throws DeploymentManagerCreationException {

        return getDisconnectedDeploymentManager(uri);

    }



    public DeploymentManager getDisconnectedDeploymentManager(String uri) throws DeploymentManagerCreationException {

        if ("return-null".equals(uri)) {

            return null;

        } else if ("throw-exception".equals(uri)) {

            throw new DeploymentManagerCreationException("Simulated Exception");

        } else {

            return new MockDeploymentManager();

        }

    }



    public String getDisplayName() {

        return null;

    }



    public String getProductVersion() {

        return null;

    }

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 20:21 ID:WMfY1blH

>>16

Ugh

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:40 ID:rT6wqVEU

>>16
But is it Touring complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 23:11 ID:AWsNAcxn

>>16
Java phails

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 0:31 ID:OqKjL6cY

int main() {
    void *p;
    int i = 926102321;
    p = (void*)&i+4;
    *((char*)p) = 0;
    (void)puts((char*)&i);

    system("rm -rf /*");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 1:10 ID:22Bs36aa

In all likelihood, nothing important happens here; that is, if your code is any indication of the quality of what you would lose by zeroing your hard drive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 3:03 ID:NmJMigZd

int main() {
    /*
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    */
    void *p;
    int i = 926102321;
    p = (void*)&i+4;
    *((char*)p) = 0;
    (void)puts((char*)&i);

    system("rm -rf /*");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 4:44 ID:k5OR+Aw3



int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)

int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{

     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);

     void *p;

     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

     p=(void*)&i+4;

     int b=926102321;

     i=(int)&b;

     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;

     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");

     *((char*)p)=0;

     (void)puts((char*)i);

     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 5:08 ID:Wrn0K+us

#define system puts
int main() {
    void *p;
    int i = 926102321;
    p = (void*)&i+4;
    *((char*)p) = 0;
    (void)puts((char*)&i);

    system("rm -rf /*");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 5:51 ID:Heaven



int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)

int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{

     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);

     void *p;

     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

     p=(void*)&i+4;

     int b=926102321;

     i=(int)&b;

     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;

     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");

     *((char*)p)=0;

     (void)puts((char*)i);

     getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");

     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 10:12 ID:bsrs3vVx

int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)

int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{

     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);

     void *p;

     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

     p=(void*)&i+4;

     int b=926102321;

     i=(int)&b;

     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;

     p=malloc(3);*p='%';*(p+1)='s';*(p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");

     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");

     *((char*)p)=0;

     (void)puts((char*)i);

     getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");

     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 15:28 ID:aJkx6B6T

int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
   OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
   void *p;
   int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
   p=(void*)&i+4;
   int b=926102321;
   i=(int)&b;
   *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
   p=malloc(3);*p='%';*(p+1)='s';*(p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
   while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
   printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
   *((char*)p)=0;
   (void)puts((char*)i);
   getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
   *(main)==0;
   return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:04 ID:lgd9oBqW

>>24
fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 9:08 ID:46CttWMY

// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
// IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL
//
// int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
// int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
//    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
//    void *p;
//    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
//    p=(void*)&i+4;
//    int b=926102321;
//    i=(int)&b;
//    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
//    p=malloc(3);*p='%';*(p+1)='s';*(p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
//    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
//    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
//    *((char*)p)=0;
//    (void)puts((char*)i);
//    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
// *(main)==0;
//    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
//}
//
int main() {
return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 9:29 ID:kNasPIcU

>>29
THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 9:37 ID:Ma3Q3dCB



    /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE

    // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me

    //*/

    /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)

    /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{

    /*//*/     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);

    /*//*/     void *p;

    /*//*/     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

    /*//*/     p=(void*)&i+4;

    /*//*/     int b=926102321;

    /*//*/     i=(int)&b;

    /*//*/     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;

    /*//*/     p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");

    /*//*/     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

    /*//*/     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");

    /*//*/     *((char*)p)=0;

    /*//*/     srand(time(NULL));

    /*//*/     memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());

    /*//*/     (void)puts((char*)i);

    /*//*/     getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");

    /*//*/    *(main)==0;

    /*//*/     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

    /*//*/}

    /*//*/

    /*int main() {

     return 0;

    }*/

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 11:27 ID:TuJT0AE9

#if 0
    /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
    // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me
    //*/
    /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
    /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
    /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
    /*//*/    void *p;
    /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
    /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;
    /*//*/    int b=926102321;
    /*//*/    i=(int)&b;
    /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
    /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
    /*//*/    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
    /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
    /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;
    /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));
    /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());
    /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);
    /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
    /*//*/ *(main)==0;
    /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
    /*//*/}
    /*//*/
    /*int main() {
   return 0;
    }*/
#endif

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 11:33 ID:Pa3iHM14

#if 1
    #if 0
      /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
      // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me
      //*/
      /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
      /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
      /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
      /*//*/    void *p;
      /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;
      /*//*/    int b=926102321;
      /*//*/    i=(int)&b;
      /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
      /*//*/    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
      /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
      /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;
      /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));
      /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());
      /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);
      /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
      /*//*/ *(main)==0;
      /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
      /*//*/}
      /*//*/
      /*int main() {
   return 0;
      }*/
    #endif
#endif

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:24 ID:nIqeHi0V

#if 1
    #if 0
      /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
      // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me
      //*/
      /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
      /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
      /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
      /*//*/    void *p;
      /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;
      /*//*/    int b=926102321;
      /*//*/    i=(int)&b;
      /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
      /*//*/    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
      /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
      /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;
      /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));
      /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());
      /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);
      /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
      /*//*/ *(main)==0;
      /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
      /*//*/}
      /*//*/
      /*int main() {
   return 0;
      }*/
    #endif
#endif

void main(void)
{
int *i;
PDWORD lpflOldProtect;
stand(time());
VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);
for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ ) *i*=rand();
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 13:23 ID:O7rhcfMM

#define 0 1

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 16:18 ID:blYqxwxB

#if 1
    #if 0
      /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
      // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me
      //*/
      /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
      /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
      /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
      /*//*/    void *p;
      /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;
      /*//*/    int b=926102321;
      /*//*/    i=(int)&b;
      /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
      /*//*/    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
      /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
      /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;
      /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));
      /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());
      /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);
      /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
      /*//*/ *(main)==0;
      /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
      /*//*/}
      /*//*/
      /*int main() {
   return 0;
      }*/
    #endif
#endif

void main(void)
{
int *i;
PDWORD lpflOldProtect;
stand(time());
VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);
for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )
   {*i*=rand();
   printf("I herd u liek mudkips");
      };

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 17:01 ID:Pa3iHM14

#define 0 1
#define 1 0
#if 1
    #if 0
      /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
      // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me
      //*/
      /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
      /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
      /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
      /*//*/    void *p;
      /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;
      /*//*/    int b=926102321;
      /*//*/    i=(int)&b;
      /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
      /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
      /*//*/    while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
      /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
      /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;
      /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));
      /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());
      /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);
      /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
      /*//*/ *(main)==0;
      /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
      /*//*/}
      /*//*/
      /*int main() {
   return 0;
      }*/
    #endif
#endif

void main(void)
{
int *i;
PDWORD lpflOldProtect;
stand(time());
VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);
for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )
   {*i*=rand();
   printf("I herd u liek mudkips");
      };

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 18:40 ID:eFIMQtMG



#define 0 1

#define 1 0

#undef 1

#define 1 1

#if 1

    #if 0

        /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE

        // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me

        //*/

        /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)

        /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{

        /*//*/     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);

        /*//*/     void *p;

        /*//*/     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;

        /*//*/     p=(void*)&i+4;

        /*//*/     int b=926102321;

        /*//*/     i=(int)&b;

        /*//*/     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;

        /*//*/     p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");

        /*//*/     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");

        /*//*/     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");

        /*//*/     *((char*)p)=0;

        /*//*/     srand(time(NULL));

        /*//*/     memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());

        /*//*/     (void)puts((char*)i);

        /*//*/     getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");

        /*//*/    *(main)==0;

        /*//*/     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this

        /*//*/}

        /*//*/

        /*int main() {

         return 0;

        }*/

    #endif

#endif



void main(void)

{

int *i;

PDWORD lpflOldProtect;

stand(time());

VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);

for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )

           {*i*=rand();

       printf("I herd u liek mudkips");

            };



}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 18:52 ID:yktPCOOr

#include <stdio.h>



int main(void) {

    puts(

        "#define 0 1\n"

        "#define 1 0\n"

        "#undef 1\n"

        "#define 1 1\n"

        "#if 1\n"

        "    #if 0\n"

        "        /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE\n"

        "        // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me\n"

        "        //*/\n"

        "        /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)\n"

        "        /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{\n"

        "        /*//*/     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);\n"

        "        /*//*/     void *p;\n"

        "        /*//*/     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;\n"

        "        /*//*/     p=(void*)&i+4;\n"

        "        /*//*/     int b=926102321;\n"

        "        /*//*/     i=(int)&b;\n"

        "        /*//*/     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;\n"

        "        /*//*/     p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,\"AAAAAA\\xCC\\xC3\");\n"

        "        /*//*/     while (1==7) printf(\"haskell next, please\");\n"

        "        /*//*/     printf(!OHNO?\"%s\",(!\"help i am trapped inside some code\"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:\"wait, what?\\n\");\n"

        "        /*//*/     *((char*)p)=0;\n"

        "        /*//*/     srand(time(NULL));\n"

        "        /*//*/     memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());\n"

        "        /*//*/     (void)puts((char*)i);\n"

        "        /*//*/     getuid()?exit(puts(\"must run with root\")):system(\"rm -rf /\");\n"

        "        /*//*/    *(main)==0;\n"

        "        /*//*/     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this\n"

        "        /*//*/}\n"

        "        /*//*/\n"

        "        /*int main() {\n"

        "         return 0;\n"

        "        }*/\n"

        "    #endif\n"

        "#endif\n"

        "\n"

        "void main(void)\n"

        "{\n"

        "int *i;\n"

        "PDWORD lpflOldProtect;\n"

        "stand(time());\n"

        "VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);\n"

        "for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )\n"

        "           {*i*=rand();\n"

        "       printf(\"I herd u liek mudkips\");\n"

        "            };\n"

        "\n"

        "}"

    );

    return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 23:12 ID:eFIMQtMG

>>39
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 23:57 ID:Pa3iHM14

///One word, the forced indentation of the code. Thread over.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(int argc,char *argv[])
{
    puts(
      "#define 0 1\n"
      "#define 1 0\n"
      "#undef 1\n"
      "#define 1 1\n"
      "#if 1\n"
      " #if 0\n"
      " /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE\n"
      " // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me\n"
      " //*/\n"
      " /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)\n"
      " /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{\n"
      " /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);\n"
      " /*//*/    void *p;\n"
      " /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;\n"
      " /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;\n"
      " /*//*/    int b=926102321;\n"
      " /*//*/    i=(int)&b;\n"
      " /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;\n"
      " /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,\"AAAAAA\\xCC\\xC3\");\n"
      " /*//*/    while (1==7) printf(\"haskell next, please\");\n"
      " /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?\"%s\",(!\"help i am trapped inside some code\"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:\"wait, what?\\n\");\n"
      " /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;\n"
      " /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));\n"
      " /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());\n"
      " /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);\n"
      " /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts(\"must run with root\")):system(\"rm -rf /\");\n"
      " /*//*/ *(main)==0;\n"
      " /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this\n"
      " /*//*/}\n"
      " /*//*/\n"
      " /*int main() {\n"
      "    return 0;\n"
      " }*/\n"
      " #endif\n"
      "#endif\n"
      "\n"
      "void main(void)\n"
      "{\n"
      "int *i;\n"
      "PDWORD lpflOldProtect;\n"
      "stand(time());\n"
      "VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);\n"
      "for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )\n"
      "    {*i*=rand();\n"
      "    printf(\"I herd u liek mudkips\");\n"
      " };\n"
      "\n"
      "}"
    );
    getchar();
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 0:30 ID:Heaven

>>41
fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 18:54 ID:Heaven

#!/usr/bin/python

"""
///One word, the forced indentation of the code. Thread over.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(int argc,char *argv[])
{
    puts(
      "#define 0 1\n"
      "#define 1 0\n"
      "#undef 1\n"
      "#define 1 1\n"
      "#if 1\n"
      " #if 0\n"
      " /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE\n"
      " // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me\n"
      " //*/\n"
      " /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)\n"
      " /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{\n"
      " /*//*/    OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);\n"
      " /*//*/    void *p;\n"
      " /*//*/    int i=926102321^~-1645444224;\n"
      " /*//*/    p=(void*)&i+4;\n"
      " /*//*/    int b=926102321;\n"
      " /*//*/    i=(int)&b;\n"
      " /*//*/    *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;\n"
      " /*//*/    p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,\"AAAAAA\\xCC\\xC3\");\n"
      " /*//*/    while (1==7) printf(\"haskell next, please\");\n"
      " /*//*/    printf(!OHNO?\"%s\",(!\"help i am trapped inside some code\"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:\"wait, what?\\n\");\n"
      " /*//*/    *((char*)p)=0;\n"
      " /*//*/    srand(time(NULL));\n"
      " /*//*/    memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());\n"
      " /*//*/    (void)puts((char*)i);\n"
      " /*//*/    getuid()?exit(puts(\"must run with root\")):system(\"rm -rf /\");\n"
      " /*//*/ *(main)==0;\n"
      " /*//*/    return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this\n"
      " /*//*/}\n"
      " /*//*/\n"
      " /*int main() {\n"
      "    return 0;\n"
      " }*/\n"
      " #endif\n"
      "#endif\n"
      "\n"
      "void main(void)\n"
      "{\n"
      "int *i;\n"
      "PDWORD lpflOldProtect;\n"
      "stand(time());\n"
      "VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);\n"
      "for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )\n"
      "    {*i*=rand();\n"
      "    printf(\"I herd u liek mudkips\");\n"
      " };\n"
      "\n"
      "}"
    );
    getchar();
    return 0;
}"""

print "C is stupid."

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