A little game..

Okay here are the rules for this game
Someone posts a code, and you have to add lines/code and post it.
Then someone has to add lines/code to your post and post it etc..

For example:


Changing
int main()
to

int main(int i)
Is ok but changing

int main(int i)
to

int main(int b)
is against the rules

Only C/C++ code is allowed.

I'll do the start


int main() {
    void *p;
    int i = 926102321;
    p = (void*)&i+4;
    *((char*)p) = 0;
    (void)puts((char*)&i);
}

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    puts(
        "#define 0 1\n"
        "#define 1 0\n"
        "#undef 1\n"
        "#define 1 1\n"
        "#if 1\n"
        "    #if 0\n"
        "        /*// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE\n"
        "        // IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL -- like me\n"
        "        //*/\n"
        "        /*//*/ int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)\n"
        "        /*//*/ int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{\n"
        "        /*//*/     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);\n"
        "        /*//*/     void *p;\n"
        "        /*//*/     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;\n"
        "        /*//*/     p=(void*)&i+4;\n"
        "        /*//*/     int b=926102321;\n"
        "        /*//*/     i=(int)&b;\n"
        "        /*//*/     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;\n"
        "        /*//*/     p=malloc(3);*((char*)p)='%';*((char*)p+1)='s';*((char*)p+2)=0;sprintf(p,\"AAAAAA\\xCC\\xC3\");\n"
        "        /*//*/     while (1==7) printf(\"haskell next, please\");\n"
        "        /*//*/     printf(!OHNO?\"%s\",(!\"help i am trapped inside some code\"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:\"wait, what?\\n\");\n"
        "        /*//*/     *((char*)p)=0;\n"
        "        /*//*/     srand(time(NULL));\n"
        "        /*//*/     memccpy((void*)rand(), (void*)rand(), EOF, (size_t)rand());\n"
        "        /*//*/     (void)puts((char*)i);\n"
        "        /*//*/     getuid()?exit(puts(\"must run with root\")):system(\"rm -rf /\");\n"
        "        /*//*/    *(main)==0;\n"
        "        /*//*/     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this\n"
        "        /*//*/}\n"
        "        /*//*/\n"
        "        /*int main() {\n"
        "         return 0;\n"
        "        }*/\n"
        "    #endif\n"
        "#endif\n"
        "\n"
        "void main(void)\n"
        "{\n"
        "int *i;\n"
        "PDWORD lpflOldProtect;\n"
        "stand(time());\n"
        "VirtualProtect(0x400000,0x1000,PAGE_EXECUTE_WRITECOPY);\n"
        "for(int i=0x400000; i < 0x401000 ; i++ )\n"
        "           {*i*=rand();\n"
        "       printf(\"I herd u liek mudkips\");\n"
        "            };\n"
        "\n"
        "}"
    );
    return 0;
}