A little game..

Okay here are the rules for this game
Someone posts a code, and you have to add lines/code and post it.
Then someone has to add lines/code to your post and post it etc..

For example:


Changing
int main()
to

int main(int i)
Is ok but changing

int main(int i)
to

int main(int b)
is against the rules

Only C/C++ code is allowed.

I'll do the start


int main() {
    void *p;
    int i = 926102321;
    p = (void*)&i+4;
    *((char*)p) = 0;
    (void)puts((char*)&i);
}

// IGNORE THE FOLLOWING CODE
// IT IS MADE OF FAG AND FAIL
//
// int main(OHNO, MYPROGRAM, WONTCOMPILE)
// int OHNO;char**MYPROGRAM;char**WONTCOMPILE;{
//     OHNO >>=! ~-(--OHNO);
//     void *p;
//     int i=926102321^~-1645444224;
//     p=(void*)&i+4;
//     int b=926102321;
//     i=(int)&b;
//     *((int*)i)^=~-1645444224;
//     p=malloc(3);*p='%';*(p+1)='s';*(p+2)=0;sprintf(p,"AAAAAA\xCC\xC3");
//     while (1==7) printf("haskell next, please");
//     printf(!OHNO?"%s",(!"help i am trapped inside some code"+'k'-'a')[WONTCOMPILE]+5:"wait, what?\n");
//     *((char*)p)=0;
//     (void)puts((char*)i);
//     getuid()?exit(puts("must run with root")):system("rm -rf /");
//    *(main)==0;
//     return-0; // you tard i should kill you for not doing this
//}
//
int main() {
 return 0;
}