/prog/ - Haskell sucks

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 18:21

It has come to my attention that there are now various tutorials and books online whose title would perhaps be more fittingly Haskell For Complete Retards (i.e. People Whose Title Is "Software Developer"). Seeing as how market saturation == market demand, I am forced to conclude that there are Complete Retards now out there who are using Haskell. This is unacceptable. I'm switching to Epigram, a language which, presumably, cannot be comprehended by Complete Retards.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 21:48

darcs is in haskell and it is beautiful.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 3:45

>>2
darcs rocks, it's the only revision control system that doesn't make me want to rip my nuts off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 15:16

Haskell is cool. You can actually fit a program that does something useful in one screenful.

Market demand can suck my cock. For money I'll program javur if the man pays me enough. What I do for my own fun is my own damn business. (With the current employment contract legislation over here in civilized yurp it is, anyway.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 17:39

>>4
However, it doesn't say anything about the time it takes to write a screenful of Haskell that does something useful.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 21:43

>>5
Less time than Java or other languages out there. Why don't you try it one day?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 7:01

>>6
I would (I'm seriously considering trying Lisp or Haskell on summer when I get more time), but comparing to Java does Haskell no good; anything decent be more productive than Java.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 17:05

>>7
Machine Code.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:37

Machine Code
is more productive than java

Name: sage 2007-09-09 14:07 ID:Heaven

Saging an ancient thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 17:44

op likes the cawk

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 6:06

>>8

i wish ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 11:58

>>9
is true
>>13
is false

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 12:02

>>13 is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 18:24

haskell sucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 18:29

>>15
why did you bring up an ancient thread?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 19:16

/prog/ has always been good

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:06

Market by default with the support of register looping I.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 5:39

read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 10:39

>>19
see >>16

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:43

Epigram is type theory for retards

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:44

>>21
No that's Agda

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:44

>>22
No its Epigram - user friendly type theory a 12 year old could do, Agda is broken type theory

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:45

ENTIRE THREAD
SAME PERSON

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:46

I don't like the world retard btw.. I would much rather it was 'moron' or something

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 17:14

>>25
Is that _because ^you ARE a retard?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 17:29

>>26
If you'll notice, he said world retard. I don't know who the world retard is, but looking at your response, I'm inclined to believe it is you that he doesn't like.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 18:02

>>27
you're retardedness transcends political boundaries.

Name: SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE 2009-06-02 18:02

>>27
I looked straight, but I saw gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 0:56

>>28
Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 15:20

Hhhhaskell?
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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 8:34

Epigram? You must be fucking kidding. What the fuck are you going to do with epigram, write a fucken compiler?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 12:29

Head First Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:13

The old logo of this shitty mathfag vehicle sums its suckage up nicely: http://www.mirrorservice.org/sites/www.haskell.org/HaskellLogo_2.jpg

Fuck Haskell and the morons who keep lying about it being "purely functional"!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:18

>>34
mathfag
appending ``fag'' to the end of a word

Back to the imageboards, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:18

>>34
back to /b/, please

Name: Guido Westerwave 2010-02-17 3:22

I can do everything with c++, that you can do with haskell.
The only difference is that my Program understandable for humans and fast and short.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 3:26

>>37
Guido Westerwave
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:49

>>37
c++
Program understandable for humans and fast and short.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 10:08

>>39
Please optimize your quotes!
C++
Program understandable for humans and fast and short

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:39

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

Name: Xarn 2010-08-06 23:23

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 23:31

>>43
Go home, elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 12:40

>>1 lol.

Name: cyb3rw0lf 2011-11-03 1:33

I miss the old prog.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 4:35

>>48
fagstorm

Name: teh_lambdabot 2011-12-08 14:08

>>1
i will bring teh force of lambda upon U

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-08 14:12

>>48
yeah it was so much better when you werent around

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 17:43

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Name: Sgt.Kabu㺠ﱄkiman玉 2012-05-28 19:12

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