Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 18:21
It has come to my attention that there are now various tutorials and books online whose title would perhaps be more fittingly Haskell For Complete Retards (i.e. People Whose Title Is "Software Developer"). Seeing as how market saturation == market demand, I am forced to conclude that there are Complete Retards now out there who are using Haskell. This is unacceptable. I'm switching to Epigram, a language which, presumably, cannot be comprehended by Complete Retards.