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What are you?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:19

>>2 is a C++ programmer
>>3 is a Java Programmer
>>4 Doesn't know what he's talking about
>>5 Loves XP
>>6 Thinks XP means Windows XP
>>7 Hates pair programming
>>8 Hates /prog/ because it is full of tards
>>9 Loves java
>>10 opposes java

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:21

Cool! I'm a C++ progammer!

PS. I ONLY KNOW QBASIC AND JAVA!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:44

I will now kill myself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:12

Argentina sounds like it is a pretty cool place.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:16

I like to code while snowboarding.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:23

Does anyone here want to code a simple program to download all the pictures in a myspace gallery?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:25

I didn't know what the fuck pair programming was until I looked it up but it looks like shit to me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:32

I love hearing people talk about stuff they don't know. I bet most of you retards don't even know what a computer is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 20:36

Java is the best language ever... Excepting Befunge, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 21:32

OMFG JAVA IS TEH SUXXORZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 23:01

>>11 is a fag
>>12 is copypasta
>>13 is a fag who thinks this is the SJIS Room
>>14 is wondering what we're all talking about
>>15 only codes in ASM BECAUSE HE'S HARDCORE!!!
>>16 is spam about TRON
>>17 whines about PHP
>>18 is java homework
>>19 is a female with a legitimate question
>>20 is TITS OR GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 23:47

>>11 is a fag
>>12 is copypasta
>>13 is a fag who thinks this is the SJIS Room
>>14 is wondering what we're all talking about
>>15 only codes in ASM BECAUSE HE'S HARDCORE!!!
>>16 is spam about TRON
>>17 whines about PHP
>>18 is java homework
>>19 is a female with a legitimate question
>>20 is TITS OR GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 0:37

...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 1:37

"Net's world is boundless-dawa.", Major Motoko Kusanagi said.

TEH NET IS VAST AND INFINAT

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 6:37

>>27
hmmmm.... sounds like a plan

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 7:02

10: PRINT "TIME PARADOX"
20: GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 9:54

I don't get what is the use in passing in only the address of an object type, I mean, why not just slam the entire object itself through the parameters so you get to fully fuck with it inside the function whenever you choose? Or is it still possible to do this even when passing by reference because you have the address? I'm sure then it does make more sense than passing in the entire object, but how do I exactly get to use that address to fuck with the object itself while possibly sparing a bit of compiler time by using just reference?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 21:34

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Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 21:35

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Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 22:42

I'm looking for a sprite artist who wants to draw 600+ map tiles and 12 2-frame 4-direction character sprites for no pay. Anyone? Anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 7:13

t6baib9w5

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 8:02

>>37
is that someone's admin password? See things like this wouldn't have happened it 4chan was in Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 11:21

>>38
Ruby is a toy language. That's why 4chan is coded in PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 14:58

>>39
why?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 16:52

>>40 is a moron who didn't read the thread
>>41 is a fag
>>42 is explaning to >>40 why he's a moron
>>43 is an uber 1337 hax0r, who wants to hax0r 4chan
>>44 is a cobol programmer
>>45 thinks Phython will replace c
>>46 thinks C# is a musical term
>>47 posts code to print the string "FAGS" over and over
>>48 does the same in unreadable perl
>>49 wonders why there are no negro programmers
>>50 is a negro programmer

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 17:22

>>40
FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU DIDNT READ THE THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 18:55

I will h4x0r 4chan lololol!!!!111elevenone911

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 19:42

100500     MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND DEVOID OF ALL MEANING.
100600     I WILL NOW CURL UP AND DIE OF OLD AGE.
100700     STOP RUN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 19:48

Guys py is the best language ever, why the fuck is anyone even bothering to learn anything else since it came out?

Go throw away your C/C++/Java books and buy a python manual.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 4:12

a=1
while a < 10:
        print "FAGS"
        a=1

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 4:14

a=1
while a < 10:
        print ">>46 SUCKS COX"
        a=1

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 4:49

print map chr,reverse(0x0A, 0x53,0x47,0x41,0x46) while $i++<10

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 5:52

Why are there no negro programmers in this thread? :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 6:05

I'm a person of color and have never had any problem using computers. In fact, I actually make MONEY teaching white folks how to use theirs. Of course, I was introduced to technology at a young age. Just like most priviledged white kids.

>>49

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. NOBODY is my master. Anyone that tries, dies.

Don't believe me?

Bring that shit to D.C. and yell it on the subway, fool. Even the cops'll kick your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 8:37

>>50
YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOY, OR I'LL CAP YOUR ASS, WHATEVER THAT MEANS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT CAPPING IS, PERHAPS CAPTURING, BUT I DON'T LIKE NIGGER ASS, THEY ARE TOO LOOSE, I PREFER 3 YEAR OLD WHITE BOYS

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 10:41

>>48 weak
#:. ||-:. |-:. .||-:: :.
open(Q,$0);$_=<Q>;while(1){if(/^#(.*)$/){for(split('-',$1)){$q=0;for(split){s/
\|/:.:/xg;s/:/../g;$Q=$_?length:$_;$q+=$q?$Q:$Q*20;}print chr($q);}}print"\n"};

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 12:29

oh sweet mother of perl

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 8:12

what next?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 1:09

       LDA #147
       JSR #$FFD2
       LDA <MSGTAB
       STA 251
       LDA >MSGTAB
       STA 252
       LDY #0
LOOP   LDA (251),Y
       BEQ EXIT
       JSR $FFD2
       INY
       JMP LOOP
EXIT   RTS
MSGTAB .BY "LOL-PENIS"
       .BY 0

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 5:03

I don't have /prog/ i just have some disagreement with the users of this forum. The /prog/ itself is useful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 5:07

Isn't it a bit too early for you to wake up FrozenClone?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:44


1 times print durr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:22

Don't change these.
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