What are you?

>>2 is a C++ programmer
>>3 is a Java Programmer
>>4 Doesn't know what he's talking about
>>5 Loves XP
>>6 Thinks XP means Windows XP
>>7 Hates pair programming
>>8 Hates /prog/ because it is full of tards
>>9 Loves java
>>10 opposes java

I didn't know what the fuck pair programming was until I looked it up but it looks like shit to me.