What are you?

>>2 is a C++ programmer
>>3 is a Java Programmer
>>4 Doesn't know what he's talking about
>>5 Loves XP
>>6 Thinks XP means Windows XP
>>7 Hates pair programming
>>8 Hates /prog/ because it is full of tards
>>9 Loves java
>>10 opposes java

       LDA #147
       JSR #$FFD2
       LDA <MSGTAB
       STA 251
       LDA >MSGTAB
       STA 252
       LDY #0
LOOP   LDA (251),Y
       BEQ EXIT
       JSR $FFD2
       INY
       JMP LOOP
EXIT   RTS
MSGTAB .BY "LOL-PENIS"
       .BY 0