Easiest languag to learn

I've created a blackjack variant and I want to create a freeware version of it? What is the best and easiest language for a beginning game programmer

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Turbo Pascal

QBasic

None of what these faggots said.

Assembly

befunge

>>6
knows what he's talking about

Binary
You only need to remember 1 and 0!

>>9
No, you need to remember the instruction sets for every processor on the planet, along with their memory locations, etc., etc.

Assembly is much easier. Probably the easiest language there is.

Yes, it's an easy language as far as grammar goes.

Assembly lacks power of abstraction.

The answer is clearly Java.

Turing, i remember making  dos blackjack for a school project, ahh it was really fun, maybe i should start programming again.

>>14
The Turing language is an insult to the memory of Alan Turing.

Now Turingol, there's a manly language.

>>5


Turbo pascal isnt that bad of a answer.

(Visual) basic. Actually nevermind, it doesn't even count in the first place.

Perl

If you have a grasp for writing, you can turn an idea into psuedo code.  From psuedo code, writing perl is a matter of formatting and using the right words.

Whitespace ftw!

>>18
That applies to any language.

nothing is easy to begin with~

FORTRAN. It's the best language to use with either DirectX or OpenGL. It's also easy to learn and there's a ton of information/tutorials on using it to program games/DX/OGL.

Algol

Chef

>>1 Use Visual Basic; it's so easy to use, you'll be 'blackjacking' in minutes!

>>20


I know, that's why it's funny.  Damn your lack of geekness!

>>18
You turn:
Obtain client nameinto:
·/Q%)==(/$=()=Q·/"·&$/!"($&$/("&!"&$

>>27
code doesn't work. learn2perl.

>>28
You can't tell if it works or not until you have spent 15 minutes looking at it. Maybe it's a perfectly Perl valid ugly hack, or maybe it's just rubbish. You can't tell until you've read the last character.

>>29
learn2perl.

Only perl can parse Perl.

I have fond memories of Turbo Pascal, it was the first language I learnt, ahhh...

But go for Delphi I say, it's Pascal, but with piss easy to use IDEs

Pascal is made of useless and crap.

>>34
Sorry. That's reserved for Java.

>>34
Uh oh, infinite loop!

>>34

Stack overflow!

ぬるぽ

>>31
Fail.

>>37
ガッ

: noob ." Program it in Forth" ; noob

>>40
 ftw!

42GET!
COBOL!

>>1
Mandarin Chinese

(> :CommonLisp *)

Brainfuck. There are only like 8 commands and you can do anything with them... it's turing complete !!! It's also platform independent and it lacks any kind of bloat, the smallest compiler is 171 bytes !!!!1

For example:

[ This program prints Sierpinski triangle on 80-column display. ]
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>>45
That was fucking genius

>>45
I honestly drop a curtsey to your breathtaking Triangle, my Lord.

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

>>45
>>46
>>47
sure is famesag in here

>>12
Abstraction isn't useful for most things.

>>50
Like hammering a nail or cooking.

>>50
Abstraction is a programmer design technique. The idea is that by working with abstract APIs, we can easily modify concrete details within those APIs without major changes within the code.

>>52
I thought that was encapsulation

>>53
Encapsulation is part of abstraction - to make abstract

sage

AGREED SAGE THIS SHIT

>>18
You left out the most attractive feature: you don't need to know what acceptable pseudocode looks like, you can just make it up as you go along. Magically, it all fits into Perl's omni-grammar.

Fucking idiots clinging to whats old.

Python is the obvious answer you rejects.

>>58
lol.
back to /XKCD/

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