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Negative

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:38

I am feeling very negative, /prog/. Please cheer me up ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:39

Yes, I don't think you could be more negative.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:40

>>1
Hey, same here. I kinda screwed my life today with one foolish outburst of rage. Wanna have a down-man's talk?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:48

>>3
What were you raging on about?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:54

At this point, integer overflow would be the efficient way to cheer up. Watch Jurassic Bark, that should work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:58

<?php return ~>>1; ?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:09

>>4
I was jealous when my friend (ain't no friend of mine any more) was hanging out with the girl I like. He said he didn't know I was into her, but I punched him in the jaw, then kicked him when he was on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:22

>>7
That was pretty fucking stupid, you better apologise to him real good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:27

>>8
Yeah, I know, I'm so god-damn mad at myself that I couldn't control myself. I'll wait three days or so, trying to avoid him, to have the whole thing cool down, then I'll talk to him. He should understand, but I'm rather done with the girl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:30

>>7,9
s/girl/unix server at school/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:30

>>9
How old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:31

>>10
I never said I was successful with her, I just said I liked her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:32

>>11
20. Friend's 20 too, girl's 19. What of it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:32

>>13
Grow up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 18:52

I actually suspect that everyone in this thread is the same person, and that we have been trolled constantly. In any event, this is /prog/, not /vip/. So if you would kindly take your high school bubble gum dramas elsewhere, I would very much appreciate it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:12

>>15 missed the point of this thread completely

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:13

>>15 missed the point of /prog/ completely.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 10:24

Thread missed the /prog/ of completely point.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 13:53

you missed an opportunity not to lose the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 18:07

everyone please go back to /b/ now

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:34

>>20
I'm not from /b/, so how can I possibly go back there?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:38

if you just read the blanked out words it makes a secret code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:45

>>1

Just *-1 it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:52

abs(OP)

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 15:29

bampu for more pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 16:28

>>24
Sorry but your meek abs(OP) is not as efficient and optimized as a good old OP*-1.

Go back to /java/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 16:30

OP**4
OP^^4
OP^4


Please explain Haskell difference thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:09

>>26
OP-OP-OP will be faster.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:13

get squared, you will become positive

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:18

Take the square root of yourself squared, that will cheer you up :o)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:28

~OP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:45

>>30
You can't square root a negative number.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:03

>>32
√>>12, learn to read. Also imaginary numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:26

I am feeling very imaginary, /prog/. Please cALm me down %_&

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:48

>>34
Consider yourself |34|'d.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:49

>>34
http://xkcd.com/410/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 9:20

>>34 here, >>30's advice didn't help

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 21:59

pantsu~

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 5:35

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:41

>>36
Oh, the site is broken, lacks a </title> tag.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:53

>>40
pig disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 18:14

>    hi

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 4:05

testtesttest

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 4:22

ExpertBBcodeProgrammers

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 4:26

ExpertBBcodeProgrammers

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 4:29

ExpertBBcodeProgrammers

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 13:29

"Sup, bitches? I
'm the /Prog[sub
]/[/sub] BBcode Expert Programmer

Name: Homosex 2010-05-19 8:07

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 5:27

http://www/http://www/http://www

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 5:28

http://www.xxx/?http://www.xxx" target='_blank'>http://www.xxx/?http://www.xxx/?http://www.xxx

Name: asdf"asdf 2010-07-29 14:21

asdf"asdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 14:22

asdf\"asdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 14:24

asdf&quot;asdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 14:25

"
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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:15

arejighjfdgjhdfjghfdg

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:39

>>7
I was jealous when my friend (ain't no friend of mine any more) was hanging out with the girl I like. He said he didn't know I was into her, but I punched him in the jaw, then kicked him when he was on the ground.
So, you got jealous because of a chick. punched a dude in the jaw and kicked him? So, you lost it because of some chick? And this douche got mad at you because of a little beating? And you kicked him because of jealousy? And you were not even sure that you could score?

REAL FUCKINGCOMEDY GOLD
Yes i am aware that IHBT and respond to a 2 year old post, but this is just WTFBBQLOL! YHBT

ohgod i hope i dont bBc0de fail.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:47

>>56
I have trolled you across time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:52

>>57
Oh no, that's not going to slide.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:59

>>57
yes, yes you did and you will continue to do so. this story is just to amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 16:03

>>59
I want to punch your shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 16:09

>>60
bring it on mutherfucker!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 16:34

>>60,61
Fighting on the internets; it's like fucking for chastity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 16:35

>>62
Your gay. I imagine they have both stepped outside and are currently waiting for each other.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 17:03

>>63
What if they live on opposite ends of the world?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 17:10

>>64
Then they are living on a notably non-spherical planet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 18:00

>>63
>>64
now i know what facebook is for. we should make a "fightbook", SN for fighting.
What do you think /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 18:01

>>66
There's already Hatebook. What else do you want?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 18:13

>>67
You shittin me?

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-31 11:04

>>15
/vip/ is VIP quality, we have no high school bubble gum dramas at /vip/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 11:43

>>1 = abs(>>1);

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 13:42

Hatebook, "Upload somebody's lies or publish secrets  • get the latest gossip from your enemies and friends"

Stopped reading right there. Nobody should give a fuck about someone's secrets, their lies, or the "latest gossip".

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 13:54

>>71
Nobody in your basement, perhaps. But other people are sometimes interested in other people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 20:33

>>72
But who cares about lies about other people?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 8:06

lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 8:12

>>74
  Necrolaughter
        from the
Shallow Grave

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 21:43

Name: opiates 2010-12-21 13:36

opiates

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:40

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 17:15

what's the oldest thread in the /prog/ archive?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 17:45

>>79
the one that ur mom created

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 17:46

>>80
SKIN BURN

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 17:58

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:36

>>79
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1103896076

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:37

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:43

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:44

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:45

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:45

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:45

Rei.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:46

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 18:46

Rei.

Name: CIA 2012-06-26 22:12

#!/bin/sh

DATE=$(date +%Y-%m-%d-%H-%M-%S)

cd /tmp/lt
ERROR=$?
if [ "$ERROR" -ne "0" ]; then
  echo "cd error $ERROR"
  exit $ERROR
fi

touch previous
mv current previous > /dev/null 2> /dev/null
curl -x 127.0.0.1:8118 http://losethos.com/ > current 2> curlerr
ERROR=$?
if [ "$ERROR" -ne "0" ]; then
  echo "curl error $ERROR"
  exit $ERROR
fi

diff current previous > ltdiff
ERROR=$?
if [ "$ERROR" -eq "2" ]; then
  echo "diff error $ERROR"
  exit $ERROR
fi
if [ "$ERROR" -eq "1" ]; then
  mv ltdiff $DATE.diff
  cp current $DATE.html
fi

Name: CIA 2012-06-26 22:13

#!/bin/sh

cd /tmp/lt

sleep 30

nc localhost 9051 << EOF > tornewnym.out
AUTHENTICATE "anaphase"
SIGNAL NEWNYM
QUIT
EOF

Name: CIA 2012-06-26 22:16

index.html
LTCD.ISO
LTVM.ISO
files/ASU_Transcripts.pdf
files/BIBLE.TXT
files/LTCD.ISO
files/LTTS.ISO
files/LTVM.ISO
files/SimStrSetUp.ZIP
private/backup2011.zip
private/DIARY.TXZ

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-27 0:16

bmp

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 12:07

check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-10 1:51


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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 22:17

dubs again
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