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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:38

I am feeling very negative, /prog/. Please cheer me up ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:39

Yes, I don't think you could be more negative.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:40

>>1
Hey, same here. I kinda screwed my life today with one foolish outburst of rage. Wanna have a down-man's talk?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:48

>>3
What were you raging on about?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:54

At this point, integer overflow would be the efficient way to cheer up. Watch Jurassic Bark, that should work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 15:58

<?php return ~>>1; ?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:09

>>4
I was jealous when my friend (ain't no friend of mine any more) was hanging out with the girl I like. He said he didn't know I was into her, but I punched him in the jaw, then kicked him when he was on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:22

>>7
That was pretty fucking stupid, you better apologise to him real good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:27

>>8
Yeah, I know, I'm so god-damn mad at myself that I couldn't control myself. I'll wait three days or so, trying to avoid him, to have the whole thing cool down, then I'll talk to him. He should understand, but I'm rather done with the girl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:30

>>7,9
s/girl/unix server at school/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:30

>>9
How old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:31

>>10
I never said I was successful with her, I just said I liked her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:32

>>11
20. Friend's 20 too, girl's 19. What of it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:32

>>13
Grow up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 18:52

I actually suspect that everyone in this thread is the same person, and that we have been trolled constantly. In any event, this is /prog/, not /vip/. So if you would kindly take your high school bubble gum dramas elsewhere, I would very much appreciate it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:12

>>15 missed the point of this thread completely

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:13

>>15 missed the point of /prog/ completely.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 10:24

Thread missed the /prog/ of completely point.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 13:53

you missed an opportunity not to lose the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 18:07

everyone please go back to /b/ now

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:34

>>20
I'm not from /b/, so how can I possibly go back there?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:38

if you just read the blanked out words it makes a secret code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:45

>>1

Just *-1 it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:52

abs(OP)

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 15:29

bampu for more pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 16:28

>>24
Sorry but your meek abs(OP) is not as efficient and optimized as a good old OP*-1.

Go back to /java/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 16:30

OP**4
OP^^4
OP^4


Please explain Haskell difference thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:09

>>26
OP-OP-OP will be faster.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:13

get squared, you will become positive

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:18

Take the square root of yourself squared, that will cheer you up :o)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:28

~OP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 7:45

>>30
You can't square root a negative number.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:03

>>32
>>12, learn to read. Also imaginary numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:26

I am feeling very imaginary, /prog/. Please cALm me down %_&

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:48

>>34
Consider yourself |34|'d.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 8:49

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 9:20

>>34 here, >>30's advice didn't help

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 21:59

pantsu~

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 5:35

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:41

>>36
Oh, the site is broken, lacks a </title> tag.

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