Cops are Assholes

Cops are assholes.

...and I'll tell you why cops are assholes:
Across the world there's laws against jaywalking, being homeless, being gay, and so on, and there's not one single law against being an asshole.

...which I think should be a major concern, because we're not mad at the jaywalkers, the homeless, the gay, the people waving their dicks around in public, not as much as we're mad at assholes.

So why are there no laws against assholes?

Because the ones at the top that's making up all these laws are assholes looking out for themselves. They don't want people beating them up, so they pass laws against being assholes up. ...because we don't want to beat random people up - we just want to beat up the assholes.

...and in steps Mr. Policeman: Protector and Servant of the Assholes. Police techniques aside: This guy is geting paid to protect assholes from what's coming to them. Whether he knows it or not, he's the ultimate Warrior Asshole.

>>1
Right!

No, they're bastards. All of them.

Do you think I enjoy reading anew variant of the same retarded thread every month?
Don't answer that.

>>4
It's not about you, it's about OP. We all post here because of some motivation hidden in our personalities.

>>4
Nobody forced you to read it. Now stop your whining.

Who gave the retard access to a computer again?

>>4
Yes. Yes I do.

>>4
No, I think you're a policeman hired by the chinese government to restore order amongst the chinese people.

>>4
Nobody forced you to read anything. Just scroll on past it like most of us do every day, like with shittarded threads like that communism string of mental deficiencies that keeps getting bumped....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1k4jMF7KK0

Yes. They are assholes. But they are also criminals and murderers. What you see in the video is an unprovoked attack of cops against peaceful demonstrators. I don't know what happened to that guy, but another person is in emergency care since that event fighting for his life. Doctors announced that the kind of injuries indicate obvious intention to kill. Since the rest of the cops don't bring their colleagues to trial they are accessories to attempted murder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F80_Ogom6M

Same day, different place. Cops beating a handcuffed person who's not even resisting.

>>11
>>12
Right. This is more serious than just calling people assholes.

>>13
It's what naturally happens when you ARM the assholes and put them above the law, but it's also an inherent flaw that it shares with any despotism: Exclusively arm ANYONE and put them above the law, and they'll BECOME assholes.

However, the inevitable police corruption is beside the point when their JOBS are to protect assholes. Their INTENDED ROLE is to prevent people from getting even, and THIS is why they're assholes to begin with.

We're told that "justice" is some form of ideal state that's better than putting assholes in their place. They have a court put on some show where people who didn't see shit is to determine if something happened or not, after which punishment is dealt by people who it doesn't concern, according to texts written by people who never even heard of it. It's compressed bullshit that nobody wants.

If somebody fucks with me and I have the utter bullshit luck that they're sent to jail, what sort of satisfaction would that bring? I get to IMAGINE some sort of punishment, and IMAGINE that they suffer in some way, and as I've never been to prison, I have no actual fucking idea of what happens or not. It would take months of legal proceedings that would bother me even more, and the measuring of the punishment is way out of my control.

Yet this is what the governments tells us that we need. This is the outmost reason that the government justifies itself by: Because otherwise we would have anarchy.

Anarchy isn't bad. Anarchy means that instead of untouchable pigs at the top putting on shows that nobody wants, no one will be above or below any fucking law. Life would be MUCH better without cops.

>>13
Unfortunately I can't say anything that hasn't already been said about cops. I'm hoping these videos can pass the message...

>>14
I couldn't agree more. Utter waste of public money. It's like saying: I want to beat you up, but I can't so I'm taxing you to get money and hire someone professional at beating you up.

My opinion: Instead of beating cops up (which is getting quite popular in my neighborhood) , stop paying taxes and help the black market (no V.A.T.).

>>14
Absolutely spot on.

>>14
You said it <thumbs up>

Who keeps bumping this shit each time? Looks, you have normal cops (the more honest cops) who are there to uphold the law not to be above it, then you get the asshole bent ones who think they're above the law. And then you get the ones who put on riot gear and everyone hates because they're seen pushing someone over or beating up some kids who are smashing windows.
There are clear distinctions. Of course you're going to get the minority of a type of individual who ruins it for everyone else, i.e; the bent cops who think they're above the law.

When a cop is arresting a drug dealer, or arresting or shooting dead someone who's stolen a car or killed someone and is resisting arrest, does that make the cop bad when they're just there making sure that drug dealer can't get you high, addicted or OD'd, or trying to stop that car thief or murderer so they can't steal your car or stab you death?
I think OP fails to actually distinguish between the honest cops and bent asshole cops and the ones who conducting brutal riot patrols, and would probably make a good cop himself if his reasons for tarnishing them all with the same brush is the fact he saw some videos of riot officers beating some guys with batons, and would probably make a good cop because he recognises those actions as bad. Or maybe he just tarnishes them all as bad because he wants to do something the cops would deny him.

>>19
"I think OP fails to actually distinguish between the honest cops and bent asshole cops"

I noticed something: Every time I post something like this, I always get someone who "doesn't get it". "Yeah, but not ALL of them beat people up." or "Yeah, but they can't be everywhere at once because there's so few of them."

You CHOOSE not to get it.

Fuck off, cop swine.

That is all.

>>20
I never said any of that. I didn't say I endorsed the police, I didn't say "not all of them beat people up", I said a minority beat people up. And I certainly didn't say they can't be everywhere at once.

I guess you're mad. I'll just let you stew in your own hate until you can come up with a reason why all cops are bad that doesn't involve amateur footage on youtube or just a "I hate cops" rant or that you saw a few bent cops beat someone up. please try and put some effort into it rather than just being an aggressive child when you reply.

fuck da police

bump

>>21
19 is right. You CHOOSE not to get it. Or you've lost touch with reality. amateur footage is what gets people aware. I t shows facts. It's your problem if you prefer to think it's all rosy with cops protecting you. Unfortunately (I have nothing against you) you might be proved wrong in the worst possible way.

I propose we cull >>2 through >>18 and make >>19 the second post in this thread.

>>25
Censorship in 4chan. That's a new one.

Are you a cop, an asshole or both?

>>25
Much like you skipped READING >>2 through >>18 before you wrote >>19. Would you have read >>14, you would understand what this thread is actually about.

>>27
I have read >>14's logic but prefer that which is expressed in >>19.

If anything we need more asshole cops, clean streets are safe streets.

>>28
Then go prefer it in another thread.

>>27
Sorry but while >>19 might be inaccurate about some things >>14 is all fucked up and retarded, most cops live in a legal quagmire of paperwork where one false move brings an enormous amount of hassle. We'd probably actually be better off just letting them use their powers indiscriminately so that we need less cops and can afford to weed out the lazy and corrupt cops.

>>31
I don't agree. I think we should release elephants into the streets and make every night Taco Night. In that way we can all eat tacos while riding elephants. This is of course not even remotely relevant to the thread topic, but neither is >>19 or >>31 .

>>32
Since the topic is "Cops are Assholes" I suppose everything in this thread is irrelevant.

>>33
Since you only read the titles of topics, YOU are irrelevant.

>>34
I would have had to read everything in the thread to determine it's relevance.

>>35
No, you only had to read the first post, because that post is the one that determines the topic. That's how text works: You start by reading the beginning of it.

>>36
He has to watch carefully though.  There could have been a Touhou Hijack somewhere down the line.

>>37
He's the cause of that hijack.

>Cops are assholes.

So true.