Cops are Assholes

Cops are assholes.

...and I'll tell you why cops are assholes:
Across the world there's laws against jaywalking, being homeless, being gay, and so on, and there's not one single law against being an asshole.

...which I think should be a major concern, because we're not mad at the jaywalkers, the homeless, the gay, the people waving their dicks around in public, not as much as we're mad at assholes.

So why are there no laws against assholes?

Because the ones at the top that's making up all these laws are assholes looking out for themselves. They don't want people beating them up, so they pass laws against being assholes up. ...because we don't want to beat random people up - we just want to beat up the assholes.

...and in steps Mr. Policeman: Protector and Servant of the Assholes. Police techniques aside: This guy is geting paid to protect assholes from what's coming to them. Whether he knows it or not, he's the ultimate Warrior Asshole.

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I never said any of that. I didn't say I endorsed the police, I didn't say "not all of them beat people up", I said a minority beat people up. And I certainly didn't say they can't be everywhere at once.

I guess you're mad. I'll just let you stew in your own hate until you can come up with a reason why all cops are bad that doesn't involve amateur footage on youtube or just a "I hate cops" rant or that you saw a few bent cops beat someone up. please try and put some effort into it rather than just being an aggressive child when you reply.