Cops are Assholes

Cops are assholes.

...and I'll tell you why cops are assholes:
Across the world there's laws against jaywalking, being homeless, being gay, and so on, and there's not one single law against being an asshole.

...which I think should be a major concern, because we're not mad at the jaywalkers, the homeless, the gay, the people waving their dicks around in public, not as much as we're mad at assholes.

So why are there no laws against assholes?

Because the ones at the top that's making up all these laws are assholes looking out for themselves. They don't want people beating them up, so they pass laws against being assholes up. ...because we don't want to beat random people up - we just want to beat up the assholes.

...and in steps Mr. Policeman: Protector and Servant of the Assholes. Police techniques aside: This guy is geting paid to protect assholes from what's coming to them. Whether he knows it or not, he's the ultimate Warrior Asshole.

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It's what naturally happens when you ARM the assholes and put them above the law, but it's also an inherent flaw that it shares with any despotism: Exclusively arm ANYONE and put them above the law, and they'll BECOME assholes.

However, the inevitable police corruption is beside the point when their JOBS are to protect assholes. Their INTENDED ROLE is to prevent people from getting even, and THIS is why they're assholes to begin with.

We're told that "justice" is some form of ideal state that's better than putting assholes in their place. They have a court put on some show where people who didn't see shit is to determine if something happened or not, after which punishment is dealt by people who it doesn't concern, according to texts written by people who never even heard of it. It's compressed bullshit that nobody wants.

If somebody fucks with me and I have the utter bullshit luck that they're sent to jail, what sort of satisfaction would that bring? I get to IMAGINE some sort of punishment, and IMAGINE that they suffer in some way, and as I've never been to prison, I have no actual fucking idea of what happens or not. It would take months of legal proceedings that would bother me even more, and the measuring of the punishment is way out of my control.

Yet this is what the governments tells us that we need. This is the outmost reason that the government justifies itself by: Because otherwise we would have anarchy.

Anarchy isn't bad. Anarchy means that instead of untouchable pigs at the top putting on shows that nobody wants, no one will be above or below any fucking law. Life would be MUCH better without cops.