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stock market crash

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 0:19

Let pretend that the stock market is going to crash in 3 months. I imagine all stocks would be worth less. what type of investments would withstand or flourish. I read that investing in the essentials would withstand. are there things other then stocks that would flourish during another great depression?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 0:32

Tobacco and alcohol would be pretty safe, since people will be using them to cope with the bad times (even if they can't afford them).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:27

>>2
don't forget hookers

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:32

>>3
Can't really invest in those.  But maybe there's a related opportunity, like companies that manufacture fishnet stockings.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 2:01

>>4
No, you can. You just have to know the right people, or have some connections to eastern europe or south-east asia.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 7:28

short selling

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 7:25

>>6

Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 9:59

GOLD

Name: Libertaryan 2008-06-25 10:12

DONATE TO RON PAWL!!!11oneone!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:06

1) Enter the ticker SH
2) Buy as many shares as you can afford
3) ???
4) Profit!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:31

>>8
in all of human history, there has never been an economic crash where gold retained its value.  why do you think people are selling it?  because idiots like you think when the shit hits the fan, people will care more about some shitty yellow soft metal than food

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:50

>>11
NNNOO GOLD STANDURT!!! RON PAWL!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 13:39

>>5
you don't understand how the stock market works do you?
either the company is public and you can buy it's stock, or the company is private and not traded.  It's not a matter of "knowing the right people."  the stock is either available or it's not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 14:13

>>13
How fucking retarded are you? The post was about prostitutes - "investing" isn't necessarily buying stock, brainless moron.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-25 23:46

When prostitutes invest, do they go long, or short?  I think you already know the answer to that one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 0:13

>>1
Short. If you were smart and knew it was coming, short the fuck out of whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 2:38

>>14
OP asked for stocks he could invest in during a depression.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 4:49

>>17
I think you should learn to read before you cry like that again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 9:29

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Figure out which companies are fucked and short sell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 20:13

Mining companies, someone will need to get the gold to back up the new stock market

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 20:28

Put options?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 22:59

dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 0:48

funeral homes and casket makers, mabye cemetaries, if you can even invest in those. suicide and death rates will definately increase

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 1:42

BIG LONG SIGH
3 year old thread?
Come on. Tabloid shmuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 2:19

>>22
Way to bump a five year old thread.

>>24
OP postulated a hypothetical situation; said situation not being of a prediction.

Name: 24 2011-01-14 15:49

>>25
huh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-15 12:31

Short sell in companies that are "too big to fail".

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