How to be a Conservative in Three Easy Steps

1. If you're in a debate with a liberal about a government program, just say "It's not the government's role to XXX" and go back to gay fucking in the airport bathroom with the confidence that you won the argument.

2. Say you're against government spending but support the full $750,000,000,000 annual pentagon budget which is over 2/3rds of discretionary spending.  Also buy a yellow ribbon car magnet from the Wal-Mart bargain bin when the war with Iran starts.

3. Whine about minorities at every opportunity and wonder out loud why there can't be a white history month.

that's pretty much it.  #1 and #2 covered 90% of it anyway.

What if I, being a conservative and not a liberal, do not support the war?

WHAT NOW?! LIBCUNT!!

WHAT. FUCKING. NOW.

>>1
Your grossly over-simplified concept of "conservative" shows just how little you know or are willing to learn about ideas that aren't perfectly inline with your own.  Had you said Neo-conservative your post would be a bit more accurate.

But really, this kind of snide bitching is exactly what's wrong with politics today.  People like you are ruining the country just as much as anything else.  Please try to be a little more constructive.

>>1
you're wrong

a conservative wouldn't go back to gay fucking, he would just go and masturbate thinking of cocks, and then buy a hummer to show how manly he is

>>4

I would love to hear a list of great "conservative" government programs that don't involve...

1) Faith
2) Abstinence
3) the military

>>6
Reaganomics.

>>1
1: Sometimes it isn't the government's responsibility. Just because one segment of the population whines about something doesn't mean the "solution" must also be forced on the segment of the population that doesn't.
2: Why not whine about the amount spent on law enforcement? Some spending is necessary, such as defending freedom and protecting America, other spending is a pointless waste such as welfare for able bodied adults who can't be botherred to work and illegal immigrants who don't pay tax. In before race card, an illegal blue blonde eyed swede is as bad as an illegal guatemalan and I would be perfectly OK with them being here if they immigrated legally.
3: Supporting a black something as a classification for culture isn't racist, supporting a black something as a classification for race implies that it must discriminate against non-blacks. There are as many black people who cannot make the distinction as whites.

>>7

lol thats why Bush 1 had to raise taxes right?

>>9
The gulf war was necessary for the security of the USA and the free world.

>>10

he raised taxes before the gulf war dickface

>>11
Of course. When trouble is brewing in the middle east you raise taxes. If a war starts you use the money you saved instead of getting an expensive loan. Bush I's prudent economic policies always had the taxpayer in mind.

>>12

Yeah, right fool. You're tripping on AIDS. The whole Bush camp were in with Saddam and any other dirty dealers in the middle east. Our ours in the gulf are analogous to drug dealers fighting for market dominance. Why can you fucks just open your eyes and see you're being taken for a ride? Do you need to believe in all the families that have controlled the white house THAT badly?

>>13
Nice of you to not also point out that the Bush family is pretty chummy with the Clintons too.

>>13
The Bush administration succesfully predicted that the world political climate would become unstable after the fall of the soviet union and made preparations. Bush in fact saved the taxpayer money. No democrat administration can claim this.

do you want your facepalm here or should I wrap it up for the road?