How to be a Conservative in Three Easy Steps

1. If you're in a debate with a liberal about a government program, just say "It's not the government's role to XXX" and go back to gay fucking in the airport bathroom with the confidence that you won the argument.

2. Say you're against government spending but support the full $750,000,000,000 annual pentagon budget which is over 2/3rds of discretionary spending.  Also buy a yellow ribbon car magnet from the Wal-Mart bargain bin when the war with Iran starts.

3. Whine about minorities at every opportunity and wonder out loud why there can't be a white history month.

that's pretty much it.  #1 and #2 covered 90% of it anyway.

>>12

Yeah, right fool. You're tripping on AIDS. The whole Bush camp were in with Saddam and any other dirty dealers in the middle east. Our ours in the gulf are analogous to drug dealers fighting for market dominance. Why can you fucks just open your eyes and see you're being taken for a ride? Do you need to believe in all the families that have controlled the white house THAT badly?