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dumbest conspiracy theories you\'ve heard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:21 ID:tn3PU6vW

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 17:53

>>78
What is the difference as you see it?
Please elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 23:25

>>81

Elaborate? are you that dense?     Traveling to a land in droves and doing to the native people there what was done your own people only a few years earlier.. its not that hard to understand...  

Many Jews in the us and around the world don't really like the zealot Zionist in Israel for doing it. However it must be taking into account that many of these people(jew & non) lived there for 100's if not 1000's of year before the shift in power took place after the British left the area...

  As a jew I can't stand the crap that happens over there more so I hate when its brought state side, my national view is simple I'm American(6th gen) before anything else, and if you want to be in my country you can check your fucking baggage at the door...

Religion is a nice excuse, everyone uses it...  But its still just that an excuse, be it for greed, or hate....

Take the Jew and Palestinian conflict and just replace the players, americans and native indian, Nazi & german jew, African & white farmer, Rich vs poor...   Its all the same, greed & hate....  

It doesn't have to be this way, but pride(like my dick) is a hard thing to swallow..      Maybe one day they'll realize that they can live together as a few of the towns and small cities do in the region already,  ....maybe one day...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 7:32

>>82
Self hating Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 7:40

jewspiracy theories are the worst, why so obsessed with jews? I've never understood this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 8:29

>>84
Because the Catholic Church keeps inventing and spreading anti-Jewish conspiracies. The Orthodox Church has always maintained relations with the RCC and the first Protestants came from a Catholic culture where anti-semitism was so common that they kept believing in it even while fighting against the evils of Rome, blind to the fact that it was just another Papal lie. The Muslims, they used to be tolerant towards the Jews, until the world became more globalized and they started maintaining contact with Catholic states. An early example of this is Medieval Spain, where the Muslim states eventually started copying the same anti-semitic policies imposed by the Catholic states on Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 10:20

>>85
Ok, now I'm confused. I thought the Zionist Jews were the problem but now you're saying it's the Christians.
The Muslims suck, too.
Well, that covers about 80% of the people on earth, so I guess we're in trouble...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 10:43

>>85
This isn't 1134, no one gives a fuck about catholics anymore, not good enough of an explanation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 11:04

>>86
Christians + Muslims make up about 50% of the world. And have you ever heard of Chinamen, Hindoos and Nips committing terror attacks against Jews or gathering mobs to burn down synagogues?

>>87
The largest religion in the world, a well-oiled machine with a strict centralized hierarchy compared to other religions, whose religious seat is an independent state of their own recognized by most of the world. And they are completely irrelevant according to you. LOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 16:21

>>88
I don't believe Catholics rule the world, that's retarded. If they did rule the world they would have banned condoms and re-enstated the inquisition by now. Jew-hating may have roots in cultural practices by religions in the past but not modern jew-hating, your argument is all fucked up and retarded.

I'd say jewspiracy theories have some kind of psychological motivation, humans are pack animals and naturally bully others to achieve social dominance, jews are just one group that is different and open to attack.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 7:30

>>89 we don't naturaly bully anybody. theres something wrong with you if you do that. Namely namely an irrational fear.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 8:21

>>90
We have the biological impulse to bully people, the only reason people don't bully everyone they come across that seems unfamiliar is due to cultural reasons but often this is insufficient in most situations. You might not bully a black person for having a different race and culture but you might bully someone for wearing unfashionable clothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:02

>>89
Now where the hell did I say Catholics rule the world? Point it out for me, please. I'll be waiting for your reply.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:05

>>92
>>88
You seem to think because millions of spics worship the pope and the vatican owns some real estate in Rome that they're responsible for all the jew-hating in the world. You pretty much admitted you actually believe catholics rule the world there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 10:18

>>93
1. That was in reply to some comedian who believes that "nobody cares about Catholics anymore", and my reply did not in any way imply that I believe that Catholics rule the world.

2. You don't have to rule the world to spread an idea. Did Karl Marx rule the world according to you? Yet he incluenced many people, political parties and nations long after his death.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 12:38

>>91
We have a biological impulse to bully people? Really? Not in my family, buddy. Maybe it's all that inbreeding...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 13:21

>>91 thats about maintaining societal norms. if we saw a grown man wearing nothing but a diaper we'd 'bully' him just to get him to act normal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:20

>>94
In order to be influential due to your ideas you must first have ideas, the bolsheviks chose Marxism exactly because it makes no original inferences, they didn't want ideas, they wanted propoganda, marxist-leninism was just the propoganda face of Russian imperialism and it is entirely feasible for them to have chosen someone else as the poster boy for their state religion. You made the same mistake when you claimed that catholics were behind nearly all anti-semitism, just because you have found one link between an event and a phenomena doesn't mean it's the sole reason for it.
>>95
Huh? Your family doesn't bully because it is inbred? I don't get it. Anyway, if you look at all the hate and irrational prejudice in the world it's pretty obvious it's engrained in our nature, of course if this behaviour is corrected people can control their hubris and stop being bigoted but the biological impulse remains.
>>96
Why do you feel compelled to prevent grown men wearing nothing but diapers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:44

>>97
>implying you like to see grown men in diapers

Name: Grown Man 2011-04-21 16:49

I like to wear teh diapers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 13:55

>>97
>marxist-leninism was just the propoganda face of Russian imperialism
Jewish imperialism*, bolsheviks were 90%+ jew.

>the hate and irrational prejudice
oh, one of those sorts.

>>89
Jew hating has it's roots in reality, and the sort of bullshit jews do constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 22:46

>>100
Are you saying hate and irrational prejudice doesn't exist? Maybe some people have warped views of what constitutes hate and irrational prejudice but that doesn't mean there isn't any whatsoever.

Anyway, bla bla bla jews are behind everything yadda yadda, you read my posts so you should be under the impression I'm a skeptical sort if not "one of those sorts", so why do you think I will find these arguments compelling?

Name: RedCream 2011-04-26 1:05

The #1 dumbest conspiracy theory that exists is the idea that there are no conspiracies at all.  The news services each year are full of items outlining hundreds of corporate conspiracies, so clearly such conspiracies exist.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 1:55

I once heard a conspiracy that /newpol/ is a place for serious political discussion and not just a cesspool of trolls. Crazy huh?

Name: RedCream 2011-04-26 2:34

>>104
Crazy huh?
Yes, absolutely nutty.

Name: RedCream 2011-04-26 9:11

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 9:48

>>103
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>>106
that's absolutely fucking disgusting, fuck you

Name: RedCream 2011-04-26 11:28

>>106
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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 12:01

Transformers are the love product of chuck noris and a truck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:51

This whole Bin Laden thing the U.S. media is putting out and updating daily!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13329078

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