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The Chinese Apocalypse is Coming

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 22:40 ID:r00q2Q1N

HEAR YE HEAR YE THE END IS NEAR *Sandwich board*

Gentlemen, consider this. 

There are almost as many Chinese internet users as American ones. 
Except China still has 80% of its population to hook up to the internet, far outnumbering Americans even if we were all INTERNET EXPERTS.

In 20 years, the Chinese will be everywhere.  They'll penetrate into foreign sites, with their godless heathen language. 

Imagine this:  You're on 4chan.  You make a post, 5 Chinese people disagree with you.  Half the boards and forums are full of Chinese, with their strange foreign memes and pop culture. 

Americans, being confident and short-sighted, envision an English speaking internet for the future.  But in reality the Internet will be dominated by China with sheer numbers.

What will the internet become?  Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 23:21 ID:LrEZ4qI7

we'll just ban whole swaths of ip addresses

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 0:19 ID:wFnBnC6v

Its not that Chinese will be penetrating foreign sites, its that the present internet composition of the internet will be the MINORITY. In other ones the ones doing the banning won't be people like us in North America or Europe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 1:14 ID:6wYzOrUn

There is no Chinese language, they speak mandarin and cantonese.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:00 ID:9hO3vVaW

>>2
because that actually works right?  Stupid. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:44 ID:gsALrpWY

Learn Chinese

Problem solved!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 3:40 ID:9hO3vVaW

>>6
Chinese is an inferior shit-language spoken by a group of primitive savages desperately trying to hang onto their sense of "culture".

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 4:04 ID:GkU1RSPk

How many times has a stray Chinese person wandered into a beloved thread of yours and started babbling jibberish, hoping someone would babble back?

Remember, the internet is something that's being shaped by it's own growth.  More Chinese users doesn't mean 4chan is flouded with Chinese users, it means more Chinese users are using the Chinese version of 4chan, whatever form it takes.

The Chinese have their own equivalent to eBay, it's own chatrooms, own websites...

Worst case of yellow fear I've ever seen...

>>7
yeah, because language is something people consciously update and upgrade over time, trying to make it better...   how much Esperanto do you speak?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 5:40 ID:9hO3vVaW

>>8
They're only kept there because of their firewall and shitty ISPs.  Look at the rest of the world, do you assume all of 4chan is American?  Do you think people only go to sites from their own countries? 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:56 ID:GkU1RSPk

>>9
I assume people only go to sites where they can understand the language and be understood, and I'd be right.... the work thing to fear is Chinese lurkers, and they will lurk moar than any of us.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 18:29 ID:9QZKYjJW

it'll get you ready for when china dominates youre military

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:23 ID:1cP6+j8i

Chinese can never be as rich as westerners. We weon't have 1000000000 Jhinese on the intrawebs, we'd have something like 80000000 which is about the amount of Japanese on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:55 ID:wWnzlTf4

>>10
Just like how many weeaboos browse japanese sites even when they don't speak a word of it?  

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 21:22 ID:1cP6+j8i

>>13
Everyone in the world speaks English. It is the universal language because only the most stuck up culturefags do not admit it is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 21:42 ID:W5nwqack

>>14
having studied a few languages I can firmly say English is fucking fucked up.  Half of what we say doesn't even make any sense.  But I still love it anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 0:45 ID:oVPYOH6O

CHINA WILL RULE WORLD!


YOU AMERICAN ARE PIGS!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-09 1:02 ID:jZYPhK67

>>15
You know it!  English is great since it conveys hate so well, you apecocked shitwit!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 6:33 ID:6yvWCQ0k

Take 2ch/2chan as an example

They have moderators 24/7, full ban on Korean IPs, yet the Koreans are raiding their boards almost every day non-stop

IP banning and filters are all meaningless if people hate you enough. 

Long story short: Don't piss off the Chinese. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 7:19 ID:5FLTomeI

The Chinese government monitors and restricts their citizens' internet usage. Sites such as 4chan are not accessible there without proxies, but taking measures to circumvent the internet filtering is illegal. Their ISPs must comply with government policy, which includes blocking any and all sites which could possibly have anti-Chinese slander or propoganda. Basically, the Chinese people only get to see the internet their government wants them to see. It's not quite the same as in most every other country. Chinese will never dominate the internet as long as their totalitarian government stops them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 15:03 ID:1hG8Wi34

>>19
That's just their way of breeding an entire generation of l33t h4x0r0z.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 18:09 ID:MTyCTDrv

DO NOT WANT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 18:28 ID:NRyL92D6

In the long-term the government restrictions won't matter, with the rate at which they're growing fat with wealth it won't be long before China becomes a democracy I'd imagine. Expectations rise with wealth, right?

However, it's also true that by 2015 50% of the world's population will be able to speak English, including most of the Chinese I'd imagine. Though obviously it's pure speculation I'd imagine that they'd conform to English interwebs due to gradual intergration?

I'd worry more about the times when China's crops fail due to global warming, their population gets starving/aggravated, and their nuke-blessed government gets pissed with the West. Then we're fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 18:43 ID:L5wfmov8

>>22
Why would they get pissed with the west? The only people who truly hate us are some isolated arabs in desert mountain ranges with something rammed up their ass.

Name: fixed 2007-08-09 19:00 ID:Heaven

Why wouldn't they get pissed with the west? The only people who truly like us are our imaginary friends in deteriorating coalitions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 21:37 ID:6yvWCQ0k

>>23
This is the internet, not a hippie commune.  They would hate just because we exist, and are different from them. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 23:34 ID:L5wfmov8

>>25
But that's not real hate. There is cultural hate, like the nazi hatred of jews and there is practical hate, like the soviet hatred of nazis (before Stalingrad).

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 17:51 ID:7MQtU7zR

tl/dr

dont worry the chinese cant access shit or the government comes and locks their mudkips up, i read it in new scientist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 22:12 ID:pFtwP5b/

>> You're on 4chan.  You make a post, 5 Chinese people disagree with you

Spoilers:  It's already like that

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 22:54 ID:eJ7iiAES

>>28
>> You're on 4chan.  You make a post, 5 trolls troll you

Spoilers:  lurk moar*
fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 20:03 ID:btjVz4yR

>>19

http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html

According to them, 4chan.org isn't blocked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 21:26 ID:jEbl3NaU

中国继续成长
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中国继续成长

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 4:15 ID:sqbgeWFP

>>31
ching chang chong ching chong

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 4:15 ID:z1HYpJXx

nip nap nong

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 4:34 ID:Heaven

>>29
I'm Chinese and I disagree.

Just you wait, China will grow strong. The Chinese will finally be the master race like what they were always destined to be. We're the one and only continuous civilization since the beginning of history, we even taught the presently technologically advanced dwarf people of Japan their culture, language and philosophy. We had a bunch of setbacks due to mongrels ruining good things but eventually there's nothing that can stop the Middle Kingdom!

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