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Metal Sucks

Name: Ned Potter Radio Ranger 2010-04-16 21:32

Is it just me or is metal is shittyest genre of music ever. I listen to all sorts of music. Alt/Trance/Reggae/Jam Bands/Fol, But metal is the suck!

Let's break it down

Thrash Metal = Punk for rednecks
Glam Metal = Guys dressing like fucking drag queens
Power Metal = Nerds sing about Dragons And Dungeons and crap
Death Metal = Guys singing like the fucking Cookie Monster
Black Metal = Closet Emos singing about satan
Grindcore = Can you even call this fucking music

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-16 21:49

>Shittyest

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 20:23

Death metal? Moar like Deaf Metal amirite??

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 20:25

Doom metal

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:50

metal is shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 14:19

i only like black metal...it's nice to go to sleep to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 18:10

Punk for Rednecks? Why, that's fantastic!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:04

metal > music

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 15:46

GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 15:56

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE TO BE ON THE HOLIDAY SIIIIIDE

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 20:16

Grindcore isn't metal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 5:01

>trance

That's your problem right there. Your brains have already rotten past the point of no return.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 9:36

from JP.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/honey-mustard-mix-show

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 11:10

>>12
Trance is for gays!

Name: Machine Head 2010-05-15 1:47

You should probably go back to listening to Queens' greatest hits.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 8:10

Osaka No.1 DJ.
http://www.myspace.com/djminami

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 7:42

OP is just a pussy, listens to actual Metal and pisses himself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 8:26

I'm afraid I don't listen to Metal, I'm far too much of a fag.  If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they listen to Metal.  If no one listens to Metal, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't listen to Metal but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 10:31

i only lyx gud metl. only like wotz gud. that b gud. 4 u.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:21

OP thinks music is about image and lyrics. It'd make sense if OP is a bitch, are you a lil bitch OP? I think you're a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 9:02

OP be sad in the grill.
metal that sux is cawld a vacuum cleenr

Name: Ned Potter Radio Ranger 2010-06-10 10:19

>>1
This is not the real Radio Ranger, I am the real Ned Potter! Metal rules! The OP is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuhxJW_rgQ

Name: Killer of the nonbelievers 2010-06-11 0:48

OP is just a pussy that can stomach metal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 0:52

OPs a faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 2:23

Listing grindcore in a metal thread?

I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 10:11

Black Metal = Closet Emos singing about satan

Do pard?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 13:58

>>1
As much as i disagree with the OP.............. Black metal sucks ass!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 21:33

You guys have never heard of real black metal. If you think Immortal and burzum are "true" black metal you have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rb0dWLblM

This is real first wave black metal. Fuck norway!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-14 3:25

FUCK MY ASS YOU ARE GAY

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-14 9:10

>>29
That's not Venom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-14 18:55

>>31

While venom did create first wave, I still think Sarcofago was the best FW band. Celtic Frost/Hellhammer were also amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-14 19:04

>>32

Don't Forget Bathory.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-14 22:00

>>33

Of coure. Sarcofago and Bathory were the more extreme BM bands before bands like Mayhem and Darkthrone came around.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 2:53

OP is a faggot

>>29
Might be the original shit, but it's still shit. Norwegians made the true Black Metal

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 12:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59tWU7nlEIc&feature=related
This is the beautiful Asian.

Name: Charles Barkley 2010-06-18 12:51

Some metal is good, some is bad...  I like anything with a clear melody to it

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 19:33

>grindcore
>a subgenre of metal
>implications

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 16:45

"real" grindcore is actually more punk in my opinion, but these days it seems to just mean shitty death metal (a little redundant, amirite?) with extremely uncreative drumming (ITS ALL BLASTBEATS SO IT MUST BE GRINDCORE RIGHT????)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 19:49

blastbeats aren't even listenable..

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 19:49

blastbeats aren't even listenable..

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:03

>>39

Thank god!

Finally somebody knows the difference between real grindcore like Old Napalm Death/ROT/Fear of God and fake trendy shit.

Here's a little tip.. If you can find grindcore in a store.. IT'S NOT GRINDCORE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 7:04

Thats a great list you got there OP!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 19:22

>Reggae

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 19:24

OP the Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 10:16

>>46
Belongs to one of the groups that OP mentioned; is mad because of his taste of shit music which is the end result of cultural Marxism designed to bring about mental illness, the destruction of the family unit, and traditional western values.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 17:31

Spam www.myspace.com/reversecollapse

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 9:13

Deathcore = The fucking best noise out there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 11:18

reggae is number 1 genre

well to be specific, jamaican music up until the mid 80s (digital nonsense).

but bob marley is fucking terrible and i am glad he is dead

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 18:19

check out these faggots --> www.myspace.com/reversecollapse

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 19:44

>>47 <---- Is a neo nazi!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 20:37

>>52
Is a cultural subverter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 23:56

thrash is fun, dont bash it till you try it

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 1:23

i like all sorts of tunes too man, but rap sucks in my oppinion

you can't spell crap without rap

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 1:10

haha, you're clueless buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-11 13:31

>>53 He's also most likely a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 22:06

The only metal I like is heavy metal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 9:07

dude. just no.. Black is about soo much more than just satan..

Watch the doco black metal satanas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-19 0:30

what a fucking newfag

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-19 22:04

check out norma jeans new album
its respectable
underoath also makes some respectable music
fuck bands like chelsea grin and suicide silence

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 7:59

OP is a negro female teenager

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 13:18

metal is superior

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 17:39

>I listen to all sorts of music.
>Alt
depends on metal.

>Trance
for drug addicts.

>Reggae
only rhythm not music. the vocals create a certain melody

>Jam Bands
shit. untalented.

>Fol(k?)
wat.

Name: Certainly Satan 2010-07-24 19:32

This is metal unlike others.

http://www.myspace.com/ztlu

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 8:14

Metal sucks. I concur.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 8:15

I concur.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 19:00

OP likes emo!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 21:27

You know I NEVER seem to see hate on 80's new wave & that's why I love it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 21:43

I'd say that yes, the subgenres you mentioned do suck.
There's some metal out there that's good though. I like some prog metal.
Riverside - Volte Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HOQMDKHLjQ
I won't make you go listen to all of Light of Day, Day of Darkness, but that's one epic song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byTvkKnukI&feature=PlayList&p=4D71969EDD43D67E&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1
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