Metal Sucks

Is it just me or is metal is shittyest genre of music ever. I listen to all sorts of music. Alt/Trance/Reggae/Jam Bands/Fol, But metal is the suck!

Let's break it down

Thrash Metal = Punk for rednecks
Glam Metal = Guys dressing like fucking drag queens
Power Metal = Nerds sing about Dragons And Dungeons and crap
Death Metal = Guys singing like the fucking Cookie Monster
Black Metal = Closet Emos singing about satan
Grindcore = Can you even call this fucking music

You guys have never heard of real black metal. If you think Immortal and burzum are "true" black metal you have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rb0dWLblM

This is real first wave black metal. Fuck norway!