Friendly Reminder

If you own a diamond brass knucks necklace without even owning an actual set of brass knuckles...

If you think Job for a Cowboy or Avenged Sevenfold is metal...

If you like to hardcore dance...

If you consider yourself straightedge...

If you only listen to music that has breakdowns...

If you constantly throw around terms like "br00tal" and "hardcore" despite listening to nothing but shit like From First to Last...

If you're a guy who wears girls' pants...

If you have over 20 myspace pictures that are all from the same angle as those old Gameboy RPGs like Pokemon...

If your hair resembles an anime character's...

If you constantly go to shows, without caring that all the bands there suck...

If you think growling and pig squeals are needed to make a song metal...


... KILL YOURSELF LOL

>>1 = win

You forgot to mention "kvlt" in there with "br00tal"

>>2

Have scenefags discovered "kvlt" yet? I thought that was still a black metal thing.

If they do go around saying that, the ironic thing is that killing a scenefag is one of the main ways to score over 9000 bonus kvlt points, putting it above church burnings, stabbing your friends, and using shitty production quality just for the lulz.

>>3

They like recording "black metal" (aka emo with satan added) with even worse production than Pure Fucking Armegeddon (which they never heard of). They buy shit at Hot Topic and think Cradle of Filth is the best band ever.

death metal is the best kind of metal PROVE ME WRONG!

>>1
Nice.

>>5

Maiden, Blind Guardian, Cellador, etc.

metalcore is the worst kind of metal PROVE ME WRONG!

>>8
But...but metalcore really IS the worst kind of metal...

DRAGONFORCE is the best band on earth. Prove me wrong.

WAIT YOU CAN'T.

Dying Fetus OWNS Dragonforce

>>11
You are wrong.

I agree with those terms.

Agreed.

Winrar

Agreed

lol, scenefags.

hi there!

LOL BUMPZ