Friendly Reminder

If you own a diamond brass knucks necklace without even owning an actual set of brass knuckles...

If you think Job for a Cowboy or Avenged Sevenfold is metal...

If you like to hardcore dance...

If you consider yourself straightedge...

If you only listen to music that has breakdowns...

If you constantly throw around terms like "br00tal" and "hardcore" despite listening to nothing but shit like From First to Last...

If you're a guy who wears girls' pants...

If you have over 20 myspace pictures that are all from the same angle as those old Gameboy RPGs like Pokemon...

If your hair resembles an anime character's...

If you constantly go to shows, without caring that all the bands there suck...

If you think growling and pig squeals are needed to make a song metal...


... KILL YOURSELF LOL

>>2

Have scenefags discovered "kvlt" yet? I thought that was still a black metal thing.

If they do go around saying that, the ironic thing is that killing a scenefag is one of the main ways to score over 9000 bonus kvlt points, putting it above church burnings, stabbing your friends, and using shitty production quality just for the lulz.