Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 16:55
If you own a diamond brass knucks necklace without even owning an actual set of brass knuckles...
If you think Job for a Cowboy or Avenged Sevenfold is metal...
If you like to hardcore dance...
If you consider yourself straightedge...
If you only listen to music that has breakdowns...
If you constantly throw around terms like "br00tal" and "hardcore" despite listening to nothing but shit like From First to Last...
If you're a guy who wears girls' pants...
If you have over 20 myspace pictures that are all from the same angle as those old Gameboy RPGs like Pokemon...
If your hair resembles an anime character's...
If you constantly go to shows, without caring that all the bands there suck...
If you think growling and pig squeals are needed to make a song metal...
... KILL YOURSELF LOL
If you think Job for a Cowboy or Avenged Sevenfold is metal...
If you like to hardcore dance...
If you consider yourself straightedge...
If you only listen to music that has breakdowns...
If you constantly throw around terms like "br00tal" and "hardcore" despite listening to nothing but shit like From First to Last...
If you're a guy who wears girls' pants...
If you have over 20 myspace pictures that are all from the same angle as those old Gameboy RPGs like Pokemon...
If your hair resembles an anime character's...
If you constantly go to shows, without caring that all the bands there suck...
If you think growling and pig squeals are needed to make a song metal...
... KILL YOURSELF LOL