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I moved house!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-15 21:17

I thought I was going to have to move to the gangsta gangsta shit part of town, but I didn't! The new flat is cool! I've moved in with the gf! Life is good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 23:05

>>1
Riveting tale, chap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 1:15

HAX YOUR GF'S ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 1:37

>>1
Is RedCream a good bitch?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 3:06

leetuk is so exclamatory today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 4:16

>>5-kun is so flamboyantly faggy today.

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-16 4:50

I hope niggers burn it down and rape and kill you and your filthy bitch you cocksucking twitter reject.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 5:10

This thread made me transform into a magical nigger and float off into the deep blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 8:56

>>7
Seconding this.
>>10-
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-16 15:53

>>7`
>implying you shouldn't go fuck an autistic nigger


>>8
And stay there.

>>9
Fuck you, faggot.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-16 20:22

Turn out one of my idiot neighbours used a really simple password on their wifi.

I downloaded the recent yahoo-disclosure.txt and stripped all the passwords out to use as a most common used password list.

Was actually working on some other AP's (WEP injection on one, reaver on another) but noticed I'd sniffed a logon packet from a WPA connection. The guy had used his full name as the SSID so I figured he might have a retarded password. He did.

So now I have a 10Mb line for free in the new place. Hahahahahahahaha.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-16 21:17

>>11 script kiddie.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-16 21:20

>>13
Yeah, but a real cool script kiddy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 4:05

>>11,13
Nice job, L33t, keep us posted.

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-17 5:17

>>13
No, youre just a faggot.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-17 18:41

>>14
Thanks man! And I will.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 18:54

Flat means your a hun!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 6:09

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 9:46

Hey L33tUK, I want to add you on some instant messaging network, but I don't want all these faggots (namely VIPPER and SFBE same person) to have my address.  Would you mind posting a GPG key so I can encrypt you my IM address?  Also, tell me which IM networks you prefer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 10:29

>>19
Faggot!

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-18 10:30

>>19
Yeah take a room you filthy faggots.

Name: Not >>19 2012-07-18 10:40

L33tUK do you irc?

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-18 11:58

>>22
No he only takes it from behind!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-19 1:19

>>19
I don't use any instant messaging systems. I haven't for a number of years. I prefer messageboards. It gives you time to consider your reply.
>>22
I did spend a lot of time on IRC years ago, but I hardly ever login these days.

Name: !9tq3a3BoHo!ihWG5MQBVT0GqcA 2012-07-19 2:24

>>24
Would you kindly reconsider?  You're too cool for me to pass up the opportunity to have you on my buddy list.  If you want a bit more background about me, I'm a programming/math/cryptography nerd and also the person who asked you to do a cover for an Ayreon song a long time ago on /prog/ (or was it /lounge/?; too lazy to fire up the progscrape bash webserver of which I am the author).  Pidgin + OTR plugin are everything you ever wished for.  You can register on a COOL FREE XMPP server like jabme.de directly from the client.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:20

>>25
That was on /prog/:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1317175790
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1317971796

I asked for a cover of Snowy White. L33t, you should do that again, that was awesome. Oh and you don't have to be drunk this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:22

L33t, stop samefagging. Just because you drop your trip doesn't mean people are dumb enough to think someone actually likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:23



    [begin audio clip -- from Brokeback Mountain]

        JACK TWIST (by Jake Gyllenhaal): Well, since we're going to be working together, I reckon it's time we start drinking together.

        ALMA BEERS DEL MAR (by Michelle Williams): If you don't go out there and finish her.

        ENNIS DEL MAR (by Heath Ledger): You don't know nothing about her.

        JOE AGUIRRE (by Randy Quaid): You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there.

        DEL MAR: We was fishing buddies.

        TWIST: I wish I knew how to quit you.

    [end audio clip]

    GIBSON: Well, he found out how to quit you. Christine, don't be upset. Hi everybody, it's John Gibson.

    CHRISTINE: I am very upset.

    [begin audio clip]

        DEL MAR: Woo wie!

        TWIST: Yeah!

    [end audio clip]

    GIBSON: Actor Heath Ledger found dead today in his New York City apartment, face down in the bedroom, surrounded by prescription drugs. A confidant telling TMZ -- and TMZ is right about everything about 90 percent of the time -- that he had a serious drug abuse problem. So it appears to be an accidental overdose, could be a suicide. Listen, November '07, he was talking about -- and this is a 28-year-old guy -- saying, "Well, you know, it's a whole -- give me a whole different thought about death." What? You're 28 years old, and you're thinking about death? Give me a break.

    CHRISTINE: Maybe he was a deep thinker.

    GIBSON: Maybe he was a weirdo.

    ANGRY RICH: I'm thinking about it right now.

    GIBSON: OK, anyway, Heath Ledger died, and I'm sure people will be upset. All you Brokeback Mountain fans, you want to give Christine a call, she'll be happy to talk to you.

    DEL MAR [audio clip from film]: We're dead.

    GIBSON: "We're dead."

    DEL MAR [audio clip from film]: We're dead.

    GIBSON: Nah, it's a terrible thing. I mean, you know, it's -- it is terrible. I don't know why a 28-year-old guy is thinking about death. He should be thinking about all the great things that he's going to do in the 50, 60 years he's got left. The conservative civil war rages on today.

    [...]

    GIBSON: Let's talk about what happened today with yo' money. There was a not-so-black Tuesday, as the U.S. stock market, Wall Street, closed down a bit, sort of in the correction zone, after yesterday's absolute bloodbath around the world. My guest is Tom Sullivan, host of The Tom Sullivan Show here on the Fox News Talk Network, and who also anchors the Fox Business Network each day between 10 a.m. and noon. Tom, so --

    SULLIVAN: I thought I was coming in to talk about "Keith Bledger."

    GIBSON: Yeah, well --

    SULLIVAN: I'm a "Keith Bledger expert."

    GIBSON: Well --

    SULLIVAN: Did I get that --

    GIBSON: Maybe he had a serious position in the market.

    SULLIVAN: Yeah, possibly, and today, he looked at the window --

    GIBSON: And said, "Oh my god."

    SULLIVAN: His name's not "Keith Bledger." Is that right?

    GIBSON: No. I mean, he was depressed about yesterday's downturn in the world stock market.

    [laughter]

    [...]

    GIBSON: Bob in Ohio. Bob.

    BOB: Hey, John. John, how you doing buddy? I hope your old cough gets a little bit better.

    GIBSON: Thank you very much. I am going to keep it from you, because my colleagues here say it's so disgusting.

    BOB: Well, you know, I work in a hospital; we can give you something for that. Listen, John, the --

    GIBSON: I don't want a Heath Ledger situation going on here.

    BOB: Yeah, well, I don't think you're going to sleep yet --

    GIBSON: OK.

    BOB: -- but we'll work on that. But anyway, John, this three-quarter drop is nice.

    [...]

    GIBSON: Well, it is John Gibson. You know, there is new news coming out right now that apparently Heath Ledger was suicidal, and his friends saw it coming. I think he watched the Clinton-Obama debate last night. I think he was an Edwards guy, 'cause he saw his Edwards guy was just completely irrelevant -- good looking, wears a suit well -- but should just leave the stage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:29

>>27
You're just being jealous because L33t has never covered one of your favorite song.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:32

>>29
Fuck off, L33t. No one likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:47

>>27
This may surprise you, but I'm not L33t.

>>24
Please do this [ http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1317971796/30 ], or at least the second song, which can also be found at [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaoWKWjhYI ].  Good luck with the lyrics ;)

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:52

>>30
Fuck you, faggot. I like L33t.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 12:37

Czechum

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 20:25

>>1 congratulation on escaping the nigger neighbourhood.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 21:02

>>34
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 21:06

I can and will move into your neighborhood and turn it into a ghetto.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 21:08

>>35
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 22:42

>>37
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 23:15

>>38
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 0:08

>>38
>>39
Tsk, Nigger.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 14:19

>>25-26
Would you kindly reconsider?
Sorry, but no. I'm sure you're a lovely person but I just don't like talking on instant messengers at all. I always leave facebook chat logged out because of this. I hate the fact they can tell you are there, that very second, and want a reply NOW! Just not my style. I only check my emails about once a month too so that's no use. You're just going to have to talk to me here.
I liked that song by the way.

>>31
That is one beautiful gypsy song. I wouldn't mind finding an English translation and having a go at it that way.

>>36
No!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 16:48

>>41
Sorry, but no. I'm sure you're a lovely person but I just don't like talking on instant messengers at all.
Well, that sucks.

I hate the fact they can tell you are there, that very second, and want a reply NOW!
If ``they'' means ``12 year old faggots'', sure.

That is one beautiful gypsy song. I wouldn't mind finding an English translation and having a go at it that way.
How about writing down the ``lyrics'' phonetically and doing it like that?  Translating lyrics is notoriously difficult.  This particular song is from the old Russian movie ``A Cruel Romance'' (``Zhestokiy Romans''), which can be found on various torrent sites (along with its English subtitles), and which I wholeheartedly recommend.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 19:26

>>42
I found it that film on piratebay, hope it's the version with subtitles I'm downloading...

You about tonight? I might consider going on tinychat if you reply within ten minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 19:27

>>43
Dirty Fucking Pirate!!!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 19:33

Apparently since updating to 12.04 (which I did because it promises five years of support), my webam is fucked and shows a pink and green image, with half of it distorted.

Gay.

It only worked under my linux drive before, not even on my windows boot. Fuck's sake.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 19:44

hA linux,

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 19:50

Lol, I'm amazed.

I unplugged it and plugged it back in again and it worked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 20:12

Ubuntu? Ahahahahaha.

Name: !9tq3a3BoHo!ihWG5MQBVT0GqcA 2012-07-20 20:12

>>43
You about tonight? I might consider going on tinychat if you reply within ten minutes.
>>41
I hate the fact they can tell you are there, that very second, and want a reply NOW!
You're trolling, right?

>>43
If it's this [ http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5323480 ] one, then yes, there's an English subtitle in there (the SRT file).

>>45
I used to use Ubuntu but I switched to Debian (testing) for the extra security, stability and street cred.  If you want, I have a script that configures a Debian system to behave nicely (e.g. enable touchpad scroll).

Name: !9tq3a3BoHo!ihWG5MQBVT0GqcA 2012-07-20 20:17

>>43
tinychat
I just looked it up.  I must unfortunately decline your offer for security reasons (it requires Adobe's mystery-blob Flash and I'm not installing it).  But I don't see why you would want to see my pimple-ridden face and neckbeard.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 20:39

I have a serious case of nerd rage tonight.

The flash settings thingummy is non-responsive (so I can't change microphone recording volume) for the webcam.

This is a bug that was fixed, and everything worked fine for the last two years. Now this shit shows up again?! I'm tearing my hair out here. Nothing on the web is any help.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 21:04

>>51
Aye, mate, the joys of closed-source software.  Use Ekiga.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 21:16

>>52
Looks good, but won't integrate with tinychat.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 21:46

I thought I'd be able to at least get it working in windows, but no.

Sigh.

The workaround has been to not use the onboard microphone that is on the webcam and instead use an old fashioned microphone which I have to hold up to my mouth.

I'm leaving this on in the background until I go to bed. Might be an hour, maybe less. If anyone pops in, I'll talk to them.

http://tinychat.com/d4obq

Hope I don't forget it's on and start masturbating.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 2:16

>>54
Hey man you forgot to turn off your webcam, people can see you masturbating online. That's gross.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 2:58

>>55
Shut up, I'm masturbating to him masturbating.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 3:34

>>56
Could you set up a stream?  I want to masturbate to your masturbating to his masturbation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 12:12

>>57
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 16:14

>>58
Spammy little queer.

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