I have sex with my right hand.
Cheat on my right with my left because she is much better at foreplay, takes her time, and makes me cum wildly, but my right also knows how to give me multiple orgasms so I just can't let either of them go. I'll have to live with both of them polygamously for the rest of my life. I think they will understand somehow.
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They're your hands, dumbass. Of course you can't let them go. But don't worry, retard - they are a *part* of you, so you aren't living with them in any meaningful sense.
>>10 Why, the only "fucking" we cattle do is with our bull friends to produce our need offspring! No need for "fucking" inanimate objects, kind sir! Ohohoho MOOO!!! *shits*
my name is sylvia
looking to have fun with someone and if we like each others pictures
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